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Nachalnik
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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When I went to town the other week and I was getting a lot of male attention. I thought it was because I looked pretty but my mom said the only reason anybody paid any notice was because how fat I looked.

;_____;
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Nachal, that most definitely isn't true because people tend to explicitly not look at fat people.
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Nachalnik wrote:
When I went to town the other week and I was getting a lot of male attention. I thought it was because I looked pretty but my mom said the only reason anybody paid any notice was because how fat I looked.

;_____;


Your mom's a dick.

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D-vid wrote:
Nachalnik wrote:
When I went to town the other week and I was getting a lot of male attention. I thought it was because I looked pretty but my mom said the only reason anybody paid any notice was because how fat I looked.

;_____;


Your mom's a bitch.


fixed, sorry but its the truth

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iamthelordhitman wrote:
D-vid wrote:
Nachalnik wrote:
When I went to town the other week and I was getting a lot of male attention. I thought it was because I looked pretty but my mom said the only reason anybody paid any notice was because how fat I looked.

;_____;

Your mom's a monster.

fixed, sorry but its the truth

Fixed for real.

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Nachalnik
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pfffft, ikr. it's weird because if i ask her "oh, do i look nice today?" she'll go "of course! you always look nice!"

i'm getting mixed messages here :psyduck:
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Okay so

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Okay so

Psycho Bitch


Gotta agree with Crush Bandicoot.
My mom used to do the same thing. :/ But, Now I hardly see her.
not that I mind that any~

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Nachalnik
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unrelated to everything before but i think i caught something. i have the biggest headache and i'm so cold.

gonna cuddle up with tumblr and steam until i start to feel better
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Syobon
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No better source for gore then higher education :S.
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my emetophobia has been acting up more recently.

feels bad bro
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How can I stop my booty from bleeding?

It's got a big open wound in the buttcrack, I doubt I can put a band-aid on it and big stains of blood end up in my underwear.

Advice, please.
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Syobon
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There are these kind of liquid band-aids, you can smear them on a wound.
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How can I stop my booty from bleeding?

It's got a big open wound in the buttcrack.


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