1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Sun May 15, 2011 3:09 pm

I am busy kidnapping women, you'll have to find someone else.

Exeres · **Posted:** Sun May 15, 2011 3:09 pm

I keep digging something out of my ear. It might be wax but it's awfully fluid. Two weeks I've been pulling bits out and it still keeps coming.

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

Why is there so much shota porn on tumblr?

Is there not a rule about that?

BurntToShreds · **Posted:** Sun May 15, 2011 7:04 pm

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

tumblr is full of porn. i don't mind that at all. it was just a shock to see some naked anime boy getting dried humped by a 30 year old woman.

BurntToShreds · **Posted:** Sun May 15, 2011 8:05 pm

PM me the source? :3

Chekt · **Posted:** Mon May 16, 2011 8:24 am

Ever had a shit where it just doesn't feel like you can be clean again until you shower?
Fuck those shits, man.

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Mon May 16, 2011 8:35 am

I just saw several drops of dried blood in my underwear.

My booty hurts and it's bleeding. Not that the bleeding part is anything new.

Chekt · **Posted:** Mon May 16, 2011 8:43 am

Starting your period?

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon May 16, 2011 8:44 am

Periods don't exist in Iceland.

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Mon May 16, 2011 8:49 am

Exeres is right, no man periods here.

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon May 16, 2011 8:50 am

But you're using periods to end your sentences...

YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY IN ICELAND ARE YOU. YOU FRAUD.

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Mon May 16, 2011 8:55 am

You're right

I'm in the North Pole

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

ear bleeding

ffffffuuuuu

hotb · **Posted:** Mon May 16, 2011 9:36 am

oh jeeze i just pulled some skin off my foot where a blister was and now there's a hole in my foot

AWKWARD ZOMBIE