Corrupt a Wish

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

Hahaha Sleaux, good one.

Lotharu · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 8:02 am

Dojang wrote:

i wish i didn't have a boner.

Granted, you're now a female

I wish I could be in more than one place at once

Kierou · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 8:06 am

Lotharu wrote:

Dojang wrote:

i wish i didn't have a boner.

Granted, you're now a female

I wish I could be in more than one place at once

Granted, however, this is as a result of time travel, and you're not aware of it. Therefore, when you see yourself, you get freaked out and kill your own future self in a fit of disbelief and hysteria.

I wish I had the ability to make an incorruptible wish.

Kira · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 8:16 am

your wish isn't granted.

I wish I were a rich man(lada tivi tivi tivi lada tivi tivi tivi tum)

Kierou · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 8:18 am

Granted. Your skin is now frosting, your muscles are now decadent triple chocolate cake, and your veins run thick with chocolate mousse and clotted cream.

I wish I had a large sum of legally acquired cheddar, that was obtained with little to no effort without upsetting anyone. :V

D-vid · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 8:29 am

You get that large sum of cheddar. Unfortunately, it's cheddar that is not used anymore and therefore worthless.

I wish.

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

Kira87 wrote:

your wish isn't granted.

Kierou · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 8:31 am

And therefore you are. Also you suffer an aneurism.

I wish I didn't require sleep, but still could sleep... to sleep... perchance to dream.

Ablu2 · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 10:27 am

Granted. You get run over by a car.

I wish PEOPLE WOULD FOLLOW THE RULES OF THIS THREAD.

Kira · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 10:33 am

Granted. Oh wait no they don't. Your wish was corrupted.

I wish I was a meme.

Ablu2 · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 10:37 am

Kira87 wrote:

Granted. Oh wait no they don't. Your wish was corrupted.

You know your supposed to corrupt the wish, not just not grant it, right?

Lotharu · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 10:37 am

Granted, but by wishing for it, you said you were a meme, and it dies instantly
I wish for a sunflower named Clive to give me his seed

The Chaos Incarnate · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 7:51 am **Posts:** 7

The sunflower mutates into a huge plant zombie before ripping your head off and planting the seed in your still-twitching corpse. From this seed, more plant mutants spawn and wipe out humanity.

I wish I could play Mass Effect 3.

Lotharu · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 10:55 am

Granted, it is better than you can imagine, and after you've finished playing it, you realize that there will be no more Mass Effect games and commit suicide with this thought, causing a huge media outrage ending with the game getting banned so no one else is able to conclude their story

I wish I had enough cheddar for this TRON: Legacy keyboard, mouse, and mousepad set

Clockwork · **Posted:** Wed May 11, 2011 10:58 am

Granted, you have enough cheddar for the set, and you decide to buy it from Ebay and find that it's coated in asbestos.

I wish it was colder.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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