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KevTehNev
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I had an issue like that before but they removed the nail before it got bad, but it grew back. Now like split parts grow from the left and right of the toe and the nail doesn't connect anymore. It's kinda gross.

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So I just got that disgusting thing where snot hangs from (and is completely stuck to) my uvula.

This time, I used tweezers to grab it instead of coughing or drinking water.

Oh my god I am doing it every time from now on, it took just one try. No more disgusting uvula snot for me.

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While I haven't tried that, don't you run the risk of accidentally touching the uvula itself and thereby triggering the gag reflex?

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Touching my uvula, even flicking it back and forth for the hell of it, does not make me barf.

I can stick my finger down my throat and I don't feel any urge to throw up at all.

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Likewise, I don't think the uvula has anything to do with your gag reflex.

And a quick jaunt over to Wikipedia proves me wrong. Yet I can touch my uvula to no effect.

Does this mean I can start selling deepthroats behind the nearest Tom Thumb?

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I'd recommend oral numbing gel, so you can go for hours.

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I'll be a millionaire.

You know, if this whole "President" thing doesn't work out.

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Like everything else it probably differs from person to person
I have a crazy gag reflex so I'm just gonna assume I'd puke and save myself from trying it.

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My gag reflex is incredibly sensitive to touch, but it never makes me vomit. Instead, I just dry-retch for a second. Then it usually calms down.

I don't know if that's normal or not, but I'm grateful for that. If I vomited every time I started gagging, then I'd be puking whenever I brushed my teeth.

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Touching mine triggers the reflex, but I don't throw up from it. Still doesn't feel good when my throat goes spastic.

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Eat 4 cheeseburgers, am stuffed.

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Man I have horrible gag reflex, I accidently threw up on my orthadontist because she slipped and touched my uvula.

That was no a good day.

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I have no clue if I have a bad gag reflex or not. I'm not tempted to touch my uvula and find out.

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