AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You could just stare at your sig.

I know I am.

This is me.

A day in the life of a Scandinavian.

We are of the same blood.

Sexy, sexy blood.

That's when you take a break and come back later.


I don't know if I like this guy enough to try anything stupid.
We hang out with the same group of friends and I really enjoy their company, but the sexual tension is reaching Akira ending levels.

I've discovered that fapping while insanely sick is not a good idea. ESPECIALLY while already having a dry throat. Heavy mouth breathing REALLY makes it dryer.
Can't stop coughing.

Man I'm coming down with something too, as well as a few of my online friends. the fuck is going around.

what
i don't know about you but I never breathe that hard whilst fapping.
apart from when ejaculating

maybe i'm a ninja

Female orgasms are generally more intense than male orgasms. So that may have something to do with it.

I don't think ours are any more intense than yours...though of course it all depends on the person. We can just have more at a time and probably have to work harder to achieve them.

if it involves heavy breathing it's more intense

I have perfected the stealth fap. I make no sounds, very little movement.

Fap ninja.

So I DID see you at Ninja Fap School.

No.

You didn't.

For a while now I've been dealing with a double ingrown nail on my left big toe, that had recently become very very infected.
Had the parts of nail and the infected tissue removed today, and watched the entire process.
Actually watching doctors cut and remove small chunks of flesh from your body is pretty surreal when you can't feel any of it.