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 Post subject: Corrupt a Wish
PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 3:08 am 
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Know how to play? Take the above poster's wish, and twist the result of it into something bad, and then make your own wish. simple.

Wish: I wish for a Portal Gun

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 Post subject: Re: Currupt a Wish
PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 3:15 am 
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You get a fully-functioning Aperture Science Handheld Dual Portal Device!

However, this also puts you in the Aperture Science facility.

It seems you misplaced that last portal during the test. You fly through the air, and slam into a wall, falling into a goo pit. The toxic nature of the goo and the resulting space-time distortion coming from the malfunctioning ASHPD rips your body to shreds.

I wish that I had REGULAR guns!

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 Post subject: Re: Currupt a Wish
PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 4:45 am 
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A few years from now, your baby finds it, plays with it and then shoots you and itself while your house is being robbed and your dog raped.

I wish August would come faster.

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 Post subject: Re: Currupt a Wish
PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 5:05 am 
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HO HO HO NO


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 Post subject: Re: Currupt a Wish
PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 5:53 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Currupt a Wish
PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 5:58 am 
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You wish for the thread's title to be corrected, but the error will stay forever, taunting you each time you lay your eyes on it.

I wish I could play Shadows of the Damned right now.

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 Post subject: Re: Currupt a Wish
PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 7:20 am 
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You play in the shadows of damned souls.

At your funeral, your friends and family all wonder what you could have been thinking at the time. Obviously not that Tim Curry would rise from the ground and stab you through the chest with a pointy tipped staff axe.

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 Post subject: Re: Currupt a Wish
PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 8:10 am 
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Someone is going to have fun with this:

I wish for world peace.


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 Post subject: Re: Currupt a Wish
PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 8:25 am 
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Granted but eventually the world's population grows too large, thousands of people starve to death and the world piece is broken by wars for resources, such as food and water.

I wish I had greater knowledge of the universe.


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 Post subject: Re: Currupt a Wish
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Granted, but the only knowledge you gain is things you don't want to know about people and useless facts such as the number of Obama look-alikes.

I wish to live for a thousand years.


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 Post subject: Re: Currupt a Wish
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Granted, but you still age. All your friends and relatives die around you, while you become crippled with age. After little more than 100 years, you'll lay immobile, waiting for death.

I wish for a legitimate, legal 500 euro bill.


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 Post subject: Re: Currupt a Wish
PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 8:42 am 
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Granted, but after getting it and marvelling at it, you get mugged.

I wish my Doctor who torrent would load faster.

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 Post subject: Re: Currupt a Wish
PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 8:50 am 
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It loads instantly, but is filled with trojans and snuff movies that kill your computer and get the feds after you.
Can't think of an interesting wish, uh...


I wish I pass all my exams.


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 Post subject: Re: Currupt a Wish
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torrent downloads instantly, but contains massive virus put in place by avid and exclusive tom baker fan. your computer explodes into atoms and you gain newfound appreciation for the dvd store and the local library's dvd lending system.

goddamn it syobon. alright.

you pass all your exams, but as you approach the end of your degree, the university burns down, destroying all record of your academic acheivements to date.

I wish to have more wishes.

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 Post subject: Re: Currupt a Wish
PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 8:56 am 
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Granted, but none of them come true.

I wish I could make video games.

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