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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2011 3:50 pm 
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I'm so anxious I feel dizzy and sick

try relaxation techniques. just google a couple.

I used to have that problem before I was dianosed with Anxiety. I was one fucked up 8 year old.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Got a cold and I feel too sick to fap. Faaaantastic.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Why do I temporarily lose my hearing after masturbating?


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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2011 3:59 am 
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I don't think that's normal at all, scebboaliwiw.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Sceb, I guess you must have experienced a fleshbang.


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Sceb, I guess you must have experienced a fleshbang.


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Sceb, how severe is your hearing loss?


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Sceb, how severe is your hearing loss?

What?

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Oh, no, it made Lotharu blind as well!


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ITS AN EPIDEMIC

OH GOD MY HANDS ARE GETTING upstanding member of society

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What, who, what?

Is that you, Hitman?


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ITS AN EPIDEMIC

OH GOD MY HANDS ARE GETTING upstanding member of society

Reminded me of
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So that's what the smash clomp bam sound was.


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a boy licked my shoulder today (through my shirt). Like wow there are so many boys that seem gay/bi (not just because of this but other stuff) but are straight, maybe its just their age or hormones idk.

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Tales you'll always stay hilarious. Your friends are just dicking around man.


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