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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:36 pm 
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You're gay.


Not for you. Straight as the 2nd derivative of an object in parabolic motion.

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Hey buddy, it's time to get up!


Dear lord your post has an insane amount of the words 'buddy' and 'pal'. Buddy is in there at least twenty times.

Most nights I say I'm going to bed at 10:30, but when I go to my bedroom I read or play games until around 12:00.

When I am at my house alone (Parents have lots of business trips, dad goes to his girlfriends/mom goes to her boyfriends etc.) I usually go to bed around 2 AM.

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I gotta get up around 6:50am, so 3am-ish. On weekends I just sit on the couch in the loft till I fall asleep...whenever.

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Merlin wrote:
You're gay.
:awesome: That thread just got a whole lot more useful.


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I get off the computer at 12:00, and watch a show before I go to sleep at 12:30. I usually wake up at 7:00 for school.

LOL YOU GUYS AND YOUR 24-HOUR CLOCKS.
24 hour time is the more sensible time to use.

12 hour time: Oh, going to bed, eh buddy? Setting your alarm for work, buddy? Cool, cool. What time is your shift? Three? Cool, alright buddy, I'll just set this for two AM, then you'll be all set to wake up and get to work on time, buddy.

TWELVE HOURS LATER

Hey buddy, you have a nice rest? Good, good. Hey buddy, where are you going? Buddy, why the rush? It's only three PM buddy! Buddy? You still there buddy? ...hello?

TEN HOURS, ONE STRESSFUL SHIFT AND A WRITE-UP FOR BEING LATE TO WORK LATER

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP! Buddy, it's time to get ready for work, buddy! Hey, buddy, don't just sit there, it's important to show up for work on time, buddy. Buddy? What are you doing buddy? Buddy...no, buddy, get away from that cord, buddy, no! Stop, buddy! I don't wanna go to sleep buddy, no! Please, buddy, don't do this to me buddy, plea-

24 hour time: Hey, pal, going to bed? Cool. You gotta work tomorrow, yeah? Alright pal, what time's your shift? Four PM? Alright, I'll just set this alarm for 1500, so you'll have plenty of time to get ready and get there on time. Don't mention it pal, sleep well.

NINE HOURS LATER

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP Hey pal, time to get up! You gotta work in an hour, pal, go make some coffee or something, it'll help. Yeah, no problem, pal. I'll see you when you get home, alright pal?

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Notice how those played out? Yeah. I think it's clear which one is superior.

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...touche.

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Normally I go to bed anywhere from 9pm-12am, depending on what time I work the next day.

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I usually go to sleep anywhere from 9-10 PM on Sunday-Thursday, but on Friday/Saturday I'll usually stay up to 10-11 PM. I almost always wake up at around 6 AM, even if I don't have to, though sometimes I'll sleep until 7 on a weekend if I am really tired.


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I HAVE NO NEED FOR SLEEP FOR I AM-- *passes out*

Zzzzzzzz....

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Well, I'm in junior high, so my classes start around 8:30. I have to wake up around 7:00, so I usually conk out around 11:00.


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I go to bed around 11:30 PM (12 now that I got pokemon Platinum...hehe) and I get up at 6:15 AM.

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Ame, daisies it, GO TO SLEEP. D:<

I like going to bed around 9:30 p.m. or 10:00 p.m. I would like going to bed earlier, but meh. I have too much energy, so I end up staying awake in bed till like, 11:00 p.m. or so. fffff

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