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Trygve
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2011 2:11 am 
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Tell me doctor, is there a nigger inside me?

This is the bad news.

The awesome news is that YOU CAN DANCE NOW.

And play the bass.
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It means that I will not stand for this blatant, offensive racism.
Did you guys know that there are niggers on this very forum? How shitty will you feel when you learn that they're not very good dancers, and this stereotype makes them cry at night as they try to fall asleep while listening to Michael Jackson?

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I thought it all came down to if they can jump.

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Trygve
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Vaxidd8 wrote:
It means that I will not stand for this blatant, offensive racism.
Did you guys know that there are niggers on this very forum? How shitty will you feel when you learn that they're not very good dancers, and this stereotype makes them cry at night as they try to fall asleep while listening to Michael Jackson?

Did I mention niggers like to cry at night as they try to fall asleep while listening to Michael Jackson?

No? Well, here it is.
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Syobon
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Trygve wrote:
Exeres wrote:
This is the bad news.

The awesome news is that YOU CAN DANCE NOW.

And play the bass.



But I could already dance, eat chicken and watermelons...

Playing the bass would be cool, but can I play the saxophone instead? I got the blues, due to having lepra.
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Vaxidd8 wrote:
It means that I will not stand for this blatant, offensive racism.
Did you guys know that there are niggers on this very forum? How shitty will you feel when you learn that they're not very good dancers, and this stereotype makes them cry at night as they try to fall asleep while listening to Michael Jackson?


MEN DO NOT CRY
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KevTehNev
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Totally having trouble fapping lately, then again i just dry dog it and i most likely desensitized myself to all fuck. Dunno what to do.

I also I love this thread because I can say shit like this because I have no where else to really just talk about it casually

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Valbrandur wrote:
MEN DO NOT CRY


Checkmate.
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Totally having trouble fapping lately, then again i just dry dog it and i most likely desensitized myself to all fuck. Dunno what to do.

I also I love this thread because I can say shit like this because I have no where else to really just talk about it casually

Don't dry dog it dude.

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Totally having trouble fapping lately, then again i just dry dog it and i most likely desensitized myself to all fuck. Dunno what to do.

I also I love this thread because I can say shit like this because I have no where else to really just talk about it casually

Don't dry dog it dude.


WHOOPS that's how i've been doing it for years.

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Out of curiosity why not? I'm not exactly an expert in the field.

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The dry rubbing fucks up most of the feeling, plus you can chafe it and have some damage done.
It's like wacking it with shampoo or soap, just don't do it.
Find some kind of lubricant.

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Taxicab Samurai wrote:
The dry rubbing fucks up most of the feeling, plus you can chafe it and have some damage done.
It's like wacking it with shampoo or soap, just don't do it.
Find some kind of lubricant.


Can't afford it, also kinda don't wanna walk into a place and just buy lube.

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You can use things that aren't just lube.
Any kind of lotion will work.

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Trygve
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Spit on it.
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