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Super cancer

A very basic rundown on how chemicals cause or inhibit cancer: cells in your body die and regenerate each second. The process through which cells multiply is called mitosis: they basically split in 2 identical cells. Cancer is basically this process going haywire, cells multiply way to fast and errors are made, creating malfunctioning useless or even harmful cells. Chemicals called mitotics promote mitosis, it causes cells to multiply more. Ingesting too much mitotics can cause errors during multiplication, which can develop into cancer. Chemicals called antimitotics inhibit mitosis from happening and can balance out against mitotics, keeping the mitosis process at a steady rate.

Feel free to correct me if I botched anything up in that.

All of this talk has suddenly made me afraid to eat or drink anything ever in my entire life until tomorrow when I forget all about this.
Although I'm not sure why we're discussing this in the TMI thread.

Reading this, drinking kool-aid and eating nachos.
Aw yeah.

IT'S THE BESSSST, OF BOTH WORLDS! I'm sorry but Miley Cyrus popped into my head when you said that (I don't listen to her, but i've heard of it).

And haha, wow at first princess brothel was coming out as bi then, i was like "I knew it" and then it turns out its about diet tomato juice.

accidently pulled an all nighter

HERE COMES THE NIGHT TERRORS

my cheeks are a funny purple-y colour for some reason.

Shave it.

I got a sunburn on the back of my hand, it sucks.
Every time I go to readjust my sack my hand moves against my pants and hurts.

Use your other hand then.

I laughed, I had to scroll up to see the context of this reply.

Hey man, it's not that simple.
My right hand and my junk have a close relationship.
I don't want righty getting jealous because lefty is not getting junky love.

I keep getting scabs in my nose, argh.

I'll just add that the human body has ways of keeping errant cells in check - the immune system not only kills bacteria and virus-infected cells, but also a lot of cancerous cells.

All the cells in a body have 'identity tags' that identify them as 'normal' or 'rogue' to the host's immune system; Bacteria lack the 'markers' that identify them as 'normal' and cells infected by viruses give off signals that identify them as 'rogue'. A lot of cancer cells also give off signals that identify them as 'rogue', but because cancer cells are formed from the host's own tissues, they sometimes retain the markers which identify them as 'normal'.

It's when the cancer cells identify as 'normal' to the host's immune system that it becomes a problem.

stop picking your nose