AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Oh, the problem isn't the Britney Spears songs - they're pretty brainless, true, but they're nice to listen to if you're not really picky and just want to turn off your brain for five minutes. The horrible thing is, he was singing it in his awful, flat monotone. I've only listened to the "Half of a Whole New World" song he did, and it was... awful. Why does he even think he's any good at singing? Probably the same reasons he thinks he's awesome at drawing. Just... blech...

....... Britney Spears music. Really, turn off yer brain for 5 minutes? XD

I use it as a form of torture sometimes on my relatives I dont like very much. Drives em CRAZY. XD

So this Chris kid has parents that are basically just like him? Im guessing half of its their faults for refusing to raise him behaviorally beyond the age of five, cause I remember doing that stuff before. When i was five. XD

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
He's got this to the extreme.

Tell me about it. Mr. Dunning and Mr. Kruger can file a whole thesis just by studying that abomination of nature. That is, assuming Snorlax and Bob even allow them near him.

Seriously, the GAMe PLACe saga gets even worse. By the time Chris started yelling at a black kid, Mike Snyder (the store's manager) was just itching to have him permabanned. At which point we get to the sad, sad story of him trying to get unbanned.

First he posts a video on Youtube, on the off chance that Snyder sees it. And in it, he says that he misses the place because they have the only Eye of Judgment cards in town. That's right; he's not sorry because he really is sorry, but rather because he misses his precious games. So much for remorse.

Then he tries again, this time in person, to apologize to Snyder. No dice; Snyder sees right through him and tells him to get lost. In typical CWC fashion, Chris throws a huff and calls Snyder a "Jew", no doubt intended as a racist slur. Even though "Snyder" is Dutch or German in origin, and means "Tailor".

So then Chris drives by the GAMe PLACe in his mom's car, taking pictures. Chris says he was taking pictures of Mike to use as a dartboard, while Mike says his daughter was there and Chris was taking pictures of her (better not to test your sanity by guessing why). According to Mike, Chris then tried to run him over, and tried to get away if he hadn't been stopped. Police arrived at the scene and drew up a report.

Ever since then, CWC has been quoted as wanting to see the GAMe PLACe burn down with Mike Snyder still in it.

As for why such a person is possible; well, you got all types in this world. You get your Albert Schweitzers and Mahatma Gandhis, so I'm guessing we get a person who redefines the meaning "white trash". Hey, it's not a perfect world, not by a long shot.

And now that I think of it; I hated Britney when she first showed up, but because of the number of times her daisies songs were played, they're stuck to my head and I learned to live with it, and confused it with actually liking it.

See, there, I'm inclined to think Chris is actually telling the truth about that story and Mike just doesn't know Chris as well as some of Chris's followers.

Chris had an idea while slightly buzzed, something about taking a picture of Mike to use as a dartboard. It's not the first time he's done this to someone he hates, so that part of his version checks out.

He walked up to the front of the store and started taking pictures of Mike...who was probably next to his daughter(age unknown) or some children at the time. Chris was recognized by someone coming into the store, and Mike called the cops. When Chris heard the police he tried to split, only for Mike to repeatedly cut off his escape. Except Chris is a bad driver and Mike got the impression that he was trying to run him down, and Mike was already yelling "YOU'RE DEAD, YOU'RE DEAD!" and I guess that spooked him and made his driving even worse.

He was let off(the police would have had good reasons, trust me on this), but at some point the woman who helped Mike corral him called him a "Kiddy fiddler" or something like that. Except Chris misheard it as "Kitty diddler", and he concluded that trolls had convinced everyone that he was molesting his cats.

Oh, and he never told his parents about this.

I was going:"yeah, ok that makes some sense I guess" and then this:


/facepalm

sompartsareme is the coolest bronie

what

also i will never be the same now that i have seen christian wendell chandler's penis

...Wendell? Don't you mean 'Weston'?

It's an unnatural sorta thing, isn't it? Kinda like a rat with an extra leg.

Looking at it causes your frontal lobe to melt. Evidenced by:

Apparently, I couldn't even bring myself to utter his real name.

I'm not gonna ask.