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Saint_007 · **Joined:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:07 pm **Posts:** 22

Really? I thought they'd be more along the lines of men in white coats. They'd only bring in the top men when it's actually worth it, and really, would you even bother with Chris if you didn't have to?

For some reason, whenever someone brings the question of "what happens when his parents die", I remember the movie "Drop Dead Gorgeous". In the story, a secondary character owns a hardware store and has a retarded younger brother he cares for. By the epilogue, it's stated that the older brother dies of Lyme's disease due to a deer tick bite, leaving the younger brother as the inheritor. We see a shot of the idiot brother just wandering around in front of a decaying and abandoned store.

That's what's going to happen to Chris. He's going to be yet another crazy person living in his parents' home until he loses it or dies. Just a dead end.

Taruta · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:17 pm

Guyperson wrote:

Further putting the odds of a Chris spawn down is the whole time limit thing. You know, only so long until his parents die and he's handled by top men.
"Who?"
Top. Men.

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

Guyperson wrote:

Further putting the Oodles of a Chris spawn down is the whole time limit thing. You know, only so long until his parents die and he's handled by top men.
"Who?"
Top. Men.

I lost so hard.

http://cwcsonichu.deviantart.com/ And look what I found! I'm pretty sure it's a troll but better safe than sorry.

CypherFDP · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:47 pm

Hahaha oh God, Chris. I used to follow the shenanigans that are popularly known as "his life" up until the start of the current hiatus.

Please tell me JenkinsJinkies has been linked here, I couldn't sleep at night if he wasn't.

YCobb · **Posted:** Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:25 pm

Nachalnik wrote:

Guyperson wrote:

Further putting the Oodles of a Chris spawn down is the whole time limit thing. You know, only so long until his parents die and he's handled by top men.
"Who?"
Top. Men.

I got reamed so hard.

http://cwcsonichu.deviantart.com/ And look what I found! I'm pretty sure it's a troll but better safe than sorry.

Pro yaoi sticker, definitely fake

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

YCobb wrote:

Nachalnik wrote:

Guyperson wrote:

Further putting the Oodles of a Chris spawn down is the whole time limit thing. You know, only so long until his parents die and he's handled by top men.
"Who?"
Top. Men.

I got reamed so hard.

http://cwcsonichu.deviantart.com/ And look what I found! I'm pretty sure it's a troll but better safe than sorry.

Pro yaoi sticker, definitely fake

I agree it's most likely fake, I just wanted to point out I doubt he would know what it means anyway.

YCobb · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:46 pm

He's all about anime, he definitely knows what yaoi is.

Guyperson · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:54 pm

Maybe he just knows Yaoi as "Something women really seem to like" and thus put it up to impress them.

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

Most likely scenario imo:

He's browsing some anime site, maybe even a hentai site. He sees a button that says "yaoi 18+/NSFW". In Chris's mind, 18+ just means porn, so he clicks it. Hilarity ensues.

Exeres · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:01 pm

Syobon, you reminded me of this:

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:46 pm

Quote:

Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML

This sounds vaguely familiar....

vealin99 · **Posted:** Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:18 pm

what was the username of the poster?

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

The account is fake. Period.

Chris isn't cunning enough to think of anything overly elaborate. Besides, the yaoi sticker is basically a huge sign screaming "I AM NOT CHRIS".

Uncle_Brainhorn · **Joined:** Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:48 pm **Posts:** 408

The Willow Witch wrote:

Quote:

Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML

This sounds vaguely familiar....

I saw that. Said it was posted from Canada, though.

Boj · **Posted:** Thu Apr 14, 2011 9:05 am

i got bored so i made this:

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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