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Syobon
 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:51 pm 
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You got to make sure your erection is completely gone, else you're fucking your prostate up.
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Oh no, not this again.

I think a lot of people know where I'm from on here actually.

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You got to make sure your erection is completely gone, else you're fucking your prostate up.


Wait what. I've never heard this.

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Syobon
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When you have an erection, your prostate shuts off your urine canal to prevent pee from mixing with the semen(because that would destroy the sperm cells). If you pee with an erection, you're forcing stuff that's best left unforced.
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Dragoon
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Oh look at that, a new reason to hate morning boners.

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Syobon wrote:
When you have an erection, your prostate shuts off your urine canal to prevent pee from mixing with the
semen(because that would destroy the sperm cells). If you pee with an erection, you're forcing stuff that's best left unforced.


FFFFF ugh so we either strain our penis to pee or hold it in till it goes flacid

good god

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KevTehNev
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Oh look at that, a new reason to hate morning boners.

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Plus I tend to try and take a leak after fapping.

Oh god no that feels horrible

...It just feels like regular peeing for me

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Syobon wrote:
When you have an erection, your prostate shuts off your urine canal to prevent pee from mixing with the semen(because that would destroy the sperm cells). If you pee with an erection, you're forcing stuff that's best left unforced.


...Fuck, seriously?

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Dragoon
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Ah, Facebook, time to see what my friends are...

Why would you post a picture of your girlfriend naked on Facebook?

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Ah, Facebook, time to see what my friends are...

Why would you post a picture of your girlfriend naked on Facebook?

Link or gtfo

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He just deleted it and updated his status "NO ONE FUCKING SAW THAT!"

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Was she hot?

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