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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:33 pm 
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And you were wrong. Incredibly. There are no words to describe how wrong you are on that subject.

Don't take the words of children who think they are entitled to everything Valve does. This game is easily the best puzzle game I've ever played, and as an action game it stands up so well you have no idea.



I might well be wrong. No need for hostility.

Also, I'm just curious, are you calling me a child* or saying I shouldn't listen to children who have flooded metacritic with opinions of it's shitness?

*Because I am not.


Not trying to be hostile, just being tired. Sorry it might have come out that way.

Also, not talking about you being a child, it's the idiots on Metacritic.

On another note seriously people are complaining about DLC. That's something that is being complained about. Completely optional, unnecessary, DLC. If this was like Mass Effect 2 and you were complaining about having to get Arrival to understand ME3 then I could be like "oh yeah well i guess that's sort of shitty" but this is just silly to complain about. Why?

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 5:36 pm 
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Ah alright. Sorry, I just didn't fancy an argument with you :P

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
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Oh god I want this (Edit: even more) now, I watched Simon from the Yogscast play the first couple levels. Wheatley is the BEST!

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:37 pm 
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Oh god I want this (Edit: even more) now, I watched Simon from the Yogscast play the first couple levels. Wheatley is the BEST!

No he's not.

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:49 pm 
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Just beat the single player campaign a few hours ago.
SPOILERS FOR THE ENDING:
Oh man, when the ceiling of Wheatley's room broke away and you saw the moon, I was thrilled. The portal-able surfaces are made from moon dust, or at least the paint is. :'D And then Wheatley was in space with a personality core saying SPACE over and over again. Also I love how GLaDOS ejects you from the Enrichment Center, then the shed spits a Companion Cube out after you. ALSO when the turrets are singing, the big leopard-print king turret in the back from the little video on the walls in the beginning showing what to do if animals are now ruling the planet. The back story to everything was fantastic, too. Love the GLaDOS potato.

TL;DR, this game is the best game.

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
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Just beat the single player campaign a few hours ago.
SPOILERS FOR THE ENDING:
Oh man, when the ceiling of Wheatley's room broke away and you saw the moon, I was thrilled. The portal-able surfaces are made from moon dust, or at least the paint is. :'D And then Wheatley was in space with a personality core saying SPACE over and over again. Also I love how GLaDOS ejects you from the Enrichment Center, then the shed spits a Companion Cube out after you. ALSO when the turrets are singing, the big leopard-print king turret in the back from the little video on the walls in the beginning showing what to do if animals are now ruling the planet. The back story to everything was fantastic, too. Love the GLaDOS potato.

TL;DR, this game is the best game.


If you look at it, the Companion Cube she spits out is the old design without the ring of light around the heart. And the black marks? It looks like melted plastic and metal.

It's so good to see you again, old friend.

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:16 pm 
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This game

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:30 pm 
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I am loving this game so much

Right now, I am 3 chambers before Wheatley's "big surprise"

How much farther do I have now?

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
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I am loving this game so much

Right now, I am 3 chambers before Wheatley's "big surprise"

How much farther do I have now?


Actually not much farther.

Beware of faith plates.

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
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Just beat the game

That ending was beautiful

And that song during the credits was too

I remember seeing some of the turrets practicing their song in a secret place early in the game

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
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Spoilers are so tempting to look at, I don't have the cheddar for the game yet but I want to know what happens.

Gah

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D:

Oh nooooooooooo

That makes the whole game suddenly a lot sadder.

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A lot of people are speculating that Chell is the daughter of Cave Johnson and Caroline.

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 Post subject: Re: Portal and Portal 2 Thread
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Oh god I just realised something

It isn't over until the fat turret sings.

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