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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:30 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Why have my pubes been itching so much?


And why is it only when I'm walking in public with a girl?

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I read walking as wanking.

Also, sexual frustration.


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I've gained a stone lately.

:'I my belly is too big for my small frame and it's basically starting to weigh me down

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To fellow girls:

Have you ever masturbated and the orgasmed so hard that you could feel your heartbeat in your clit for the next ten minutes?

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Yes Actually. It feels weird, eh? have you ever orgasmed so hard your legs wouldn't support you after you had finished?

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And it's always 'cause We're thinking of you, Trygve.
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I got the idea after watching Inception.


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Crispy wrote:
Yes Actually. It feels weird, eh? have you ever orgasmed so hard your legs wouldn't support you after you had finished?

YES

and it's sometimes the worst because the phone suddenly started ringing/family or guests have arrived/etc and you're all jellylegged

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Hnnnnng. And it's even worse when they notice that you're walking funny. Or if you have to clean nonstop with no breaks
Trust me on the cleaning. yesterday sucked.

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anti-sickness tablets only worked for an hour before it stopped

:I fml


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The Idiotic Oracle wrote:
To fellow girls:

Have you ever masturbated and the orgasmed so hard that you could feel your heartbeat in your clit for the next ten minutes?

Gotta love this thread.
Also to guys:Ever cum so hard you can feel your prostate wiggle around for a bit?

Crispy wrote:
Yes Actually. It feels weird, eh? have you ever orgasmed so hard your legs wouldn't support you after you had finished?

This happens to guys too.

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I practically never dream. I did tonight and of course, when I first dream, I dream about sex.

It also involved NPH and Chopstix.


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Taxicab Samurai wrote:
The Idiotic Oracle wrote:
To fellow girls:

Have you ever masturbated and the orgasmed so hard that you could feel your heartbeat in your clit for the next ten minutes?

Gotta love this thread.
Also to guys:Ever cum so hard you can feel your prostate wiggle around for a bit?

I've orgasmed so hard that my legs began to spasm but I have never felt that


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