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 Post subject: Re: superhero thread
PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:21 pm 
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I want to be a shapeshifter...

Imagine the possibilities! :twisted: (or am I saying a bit too much about myself now?)

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 Post subject: Re: superhero thread
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You could get bigger tiddies.


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 Post subject: Re: superhero thread
PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:43 pm 
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Shapeshifter would be cool, but without the stupid rules that usually apply.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: superhero thread
PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:58 pm 
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Exeres wrote:
Shapeshifter would be cool, but without the stupid rules that usually apply.

what rules would those be?


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 Post subject: Re: superhero thread
PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:59 pm 
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Things like "animals only" or some other nonsense.

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 Post subject: Re: superhero thread
PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:06 pm 
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Exeres wrote:
Things like "animals only" or some other nonsense.

BAM I'M A MOTHER FUCKING BLACK HOLE. Hide yo stars, hide yo planets.

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 Post subject: Re: superhero thread
PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:22 pm 
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I was thinking something along those lines.

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Fuck you, I want the power to have every power.

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Mind control or time travel would be the most useful imo.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:38 pm 
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drownball wrote:
Exeres wrote:
Shapeshifter would be cool, but without the stupid rules that usually apply.

what rules would those be?


You can turn into a machine gun but not bullets, contemporary jazz turns you back to normal, you can only turn into presents your
grandma knitted for you.


And you always need a cool sound effect when you transform

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 Post subject: Re: superhero thread
PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:25 am 
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Another question is who your arch nemesis would be.

I would assume mine to be eunuchs.

Or the Infinite Improbability Drive if I was going by my secondary power.

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 Post subject: Re: superhero thread
PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:52 am 
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My arch nemesis would be everyone, because I'm such an angsty sonic the hedgehog re-colour with an attitude and I also hate my family and I am also bi and I love twilight.


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 Post subject: Re: superhero thread
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Dchao, I'm still not sure how seriously I should take you yet.

My arch-nemesis would be Slovakia.

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 Post subject: Re: superhero thread
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Exeres wrote:
Dchao, I'm still not sure how seriously I should take you yet.

My arch-nemesis would be Slovakia.


Very serious.


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