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Game Angel
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What do people call a bunch of nerds together?
[spoiler]A Skype Conference.[/spoiler]


Oh you.

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Game Angel wrote:
Trygve wrote:
What do people call a bunch of nerds together?
[spoiler]A Skype Conference.[/spoiler]


Oh you.


That's not a bad joke, that's a fact!

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Yeili wrote:
Game Angel wrote:
Trygve wrote:
What do people call a bunch of nerds together?
[spoiler]A Skype Conference.[/spoiler]


Oh you.


That's not a bad joke, that's a fact!
A++ Joke
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
[spoiler]Because Bowser was playing yet again and he would shit his first pair.[/spoiler]

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^Hahaha! That's a funny image.
I'll wait 'til later to find a joke, so you guys don't call me an uber noob and Gannonban me from the site. Just bein' cautious. :)

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uhh, kinda racist? My mom loves this joke.

'Why did god give the blacks the gift of jive?'



As an apology for screwing up their hair.

(think about it...)[/spoiler]

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What do you call a rich man who's starving?
[spoiler] Well I suppose you could call him some chinese food or pizza, but really you probably should just leave him alone, he should be able to fix the problem himself.[/spoiler]
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
[spoiler] Well noone really knows the answer to that, it's kind of hard to understand the psychology of a chicken and its reasoning as to why it didn't cross a road.[/spoiler]
ALL I'VE GOT ARE SUBVERSIONS.
Ok, let's try a non subversive joke.
So I went to a restraunt the other night, and I ordered some ramen, I noticed that the chef was walking kind of funny, when my ramen was done, I noticed that he was walking normally this time, so I eat my ramen which seemed to have some strange juice in it, then after drinking some of the juice, it made me have to vomit, so I rushed to the bathroom and noticed there was an out of order sign on it.
There's your non subversive bad joke.
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What does Michael Jackson like best about twenty five year olds?
[spoiler]There's twenty of them.[/spoiler]

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What did the black guy tell the jew on the golf club?
[spoiler]Who am I kidding? We wouldn't allow them to even be there![/spoiler]

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What was Rick doing to his wheel?
[spoiler]Rickrolling Image[/spoiler]
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My band teacher told my band class a joke yesterday...

'So, I had a grade 8 student who was a trumpet player.

He recently had surgery and had half of his brain removed.

Can you guess what he is now?'

'Percussionist!'

[spoiler]The kid on the drum kit didn't get it.[/spoiler]

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That reminds me of a joke a percussionist told my class:

Director: "You know, when someone can't play an instrument, they get two sticks and call themselves percussionists"

Percussionist: "And when they can't do that, they take one stick away and call themselves conductors."
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iconsting wrote:
That reminds me of a joke a percussionist told my class:

Director: "You know, when someone can't play an instrument, they get two sticks and call themselves percussionists"

Percussionist: "And when they can't do that, they take one stick away and call themselves conductors."

AAAAHAAAAAA.

I so have to remember that for band... so that I can get an F...

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what's is black, white and red all over


[spoiler]a murderd interracial couple[/spoiler]

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