AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[8:03:56 PM] Headcrab Zombie says: SCREW THE RULES I STILL HAVE YEILI
[8:04:02 PM] *** Scientologist added Yeili to this chat***
[8:04:04 PM] *** Headcrab Zombie left this chat***

[11:51:29 PM] Loafington: she's found you, man!
[11:51:39 PM] Loafington: fucking google!
[11:53:02 PM] Xertrov: Yes.
[11:53:20 PM] Yeili: ...I...
[11:53:23 PM] Yeili: I...
[11:53:33 PM] Yeili: I just found your father's myspace.
[11:53:47 PM] Xertrov: Fuck.
[11:54:17 PM] Loafington: my father is a facebook whore
[11:54:19 PM] Loafington: he friends everybody
[11:54:26 PM] Loafington: whereas I have only 9
[11:54:35 PM] Yeili: I mean I usually wouldn't bother with it
[11:54:37 PM] Loafington: and about 8 of them I wouldn't care about if they lived or died
[11:54:47 PM] Yeili: But his display picture....
[11:55:23 PM] Yeili: He's got an afro and is wearing shorts. Short shorts.
[11:55:26 PM] Xertrov: Even though I do trust you, STOP DAMNIT.
[11:55:32 PM] Loafington: ha ha ha
[11:55:34 PM] Xertrov: THAT WAS FOR HALLOWEEN.

[3/15/2009 11:58:30 PM] Yeili: I'm not gonna come after you, sceb. XD
[3/15/2009 11:58:41 PM] Xertrov: daisies...

[12:07:08 AM] Xertrov: I don't know but apparently her keyboard is broken...not sure how that result in something like that.
[12:07:26 AM] Loafington: my keyboard just gets sticky sometimes
[12:08:12 AM] Yeili: I think I know why.
[12:08:31 AM] Loafington: ...
[12:08:49 AM] Yeili: It is being implied that you masturbate to porn!

Too much candy's gonna rot your soul says:
Thank you for talking with me. ;-;
Ashley says:
lol that's a weird thing to say
Too much candy's gonna rot your soul says:
Now I know that I will be the best slut in the world!
Ashley says:
<33
Too much candy's gonna rot your soul says:
I'll let you contemplate the irony of your last line.
Ashley says:
huh?
Too much candy's gonna rot your soul says:
ANYWAAAAAAY

[2:55:43 PM] Maxy splashes Blisterine on Marluxia.kyoshu
[2:55:47 PM] 九尾の氷狐 says: you guys are so cool, I can pretend like I have friends now
[2:55:53 PM] Scientologist says: I once saw a video of anthrocon
[2:55:53 PM] 九尾の氷狐 BURNSSSS
[2:55:55 PM] 九尾の氷狐 says: OH GOD
[2:55:58 PM] 九尾の氷狐 says: AWWWWWWAHHHHHHHHHAAH

[4:05:23 PM] 九尾の氷狐: DOHOHOH
[4:05:42 PM] 九尾の氷狐: you're BoN
[4:05:46 PM] Maxy: Yis
[4:05:53 PM] Scientologist: I'm Zachy.
[4:05:53 PM] 九尾の氷狐: cool,
[4:05:56 PM] 九尾の氷狐: I like nuts
[4:05:59 PM] 九尾の氷狐: WAIT NOT
[4:06:00 PM] Maxy: .__.
[4:06:02 PM] 九尾の氷狐: NO I DIDN'T
[4:06:06 PM] 九尾の氷狐: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT
[4:06:14 PM] Scientologist: What is this
[4:06:15 PM] Bunyip: YES
[4:06:15 PM] 九尾の氷狐: I MEAN I DOOOOO LIKE THOSE KINDS OF NUTS, BUT I MEAN

[3:23:26 PM] *** LLAN­FAIR­PWLL­GWYN­GYLL­GOGERY­CHWYRN­DROBWLL­LLANTY­SILIO­GOGO­GOCH has changed the chat topic to "I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT"
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[3:23:28 PM] NotoriusDND says: Soo slow.
[3:23:32 PM] Bunyip says: in bed
[3:23:34 PM] Scientologist says: Because you're in europe.
[3:23:36 PM] Scientologist says: Fag
[3:23:38 PM] 九尾の氷狐 says: rage
[3:23:38 PM] Yeili says: DND, I posted in the comic thread. Did it come up?
[3:23:45 PM] *** Vrominelli has changed the chat topic to "This is my handle, this is my snout."
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[3:23:53 PM] Little Teapot says: I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT
HERE IS MY HANDLE
HERE IS MY SPOUT
[3:23:55 PM] Scientologist says: IT IS SPOUT YOU SHITTY PEDO
[3:23:55 PM] Bunyip says: Europe is awesome. I want to go there
[3:24:03 PM] Bunyip says: No
[3:24:04 PM] Scientologist says: NOT SNOUT
[3:24:06 PM] Bunyip says: It's right
[3:24:08 PM] Vrominelli says: SNOUT!
[3:24:09 PM] Yeili says: Guys, I don't want this chatroom to have a topic change every 20 seconds. :/
[3:24:10 PM] Bunyip says: NOUT
[3:24:11 PM] Bunyip says: SNOUT
[3:24:16 PM] Little Teapot says: SPOOOOOUUUUT
[3:24:16 PM] Bunyip says: IT'S SNOUT YOSHI
[3:24:18 PM] 九尾の氷狐 says: I DO
[3:24:27 PM] Vrominelli says: SNOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!
[3:24:30 PM] Bunyip says: KNOW YOUR CHILDREN RHYMES

[4:57:53 PM | Edited 4:58:09 PM] yeilri: To leave this chat, open the skype window, right click the title > Leave conversation.
[4:58:07 PM] *** Bunyip has left ***

[5:01:00 PM] 九尾の氷狐: So what're we doing?
[5:01:09 PM] Lyra: Your mom

Dragobunny: I thought it would be funny if there was a pokemon team made up of Internet meme named pok'es
Dragobunny: XD be like
Dragobunny: LOLCAT USED BATON PASS RICK ROLL WAS SENT OUT
Dragobunny: RICK ROLL USED ROLL OUT
Dragobunny: Over 9000
FMAWolf: FFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
FMAWolf: I'd be scared of the one named Weegee.
Dragobunny: a Ghost poke
Dragobunny: be like
Dragobunny: WEEGEE USED DESTINY BOND
FMAWolf: I think if Weegee used destiny bond
FMAWolf: We'd be obligated to change the name of the attack
FMAWolf: To like 'Mindfuck' or something.
Dragobunny: Or oh God
Dragobunny: WEEGEE AS DARKRAI
FMAWolf: OHGOD.
FMAWolf: NIGHTMARES
Dragobunny: Ursaring = Pedobear
Dragobunny: Especially since Flame orb + Guts + Facade = Rape

liradabraccio (10:31:45 PM): Heya. This is my friend I told you about.
Yeilri (10:31:59 PM): Nice to meet you~
s0ym0s (10:32:15 PM): Hi.
Yeilri (10:32:35 PM): What country are you from?
s0ym0s (10:32:40 PM): What?
Yeilri (10:32:51 PM): I said. What country are you from?
s0ym0s (10:32:58 PM): What?
Yeilri (10:33:06 PM): Do they speak english in what?
s0ym0s (10:33:11 PM): What?
Yeilri (10:33:17 PM): DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH
s0ym0s (10:33:27 PM): Yes, I speak english.
Yeilri (10:33:58 PM): What country are you from?
s0ym0s(10:34:16 PM): What?
Yeilri (10:35:16 PM): Say "what" again! Say "what" again, I dare you, I DOUBLE-DARE you motherfucker, say what one more goddamn time!
liradabraccio (10:36:27 PM): I'd like it if you were nicer to her, Cecil. She doesn't speak english very well.
s0ym0s (10:37:06 PM): He does not get the joke.
liradabraccio (10:37:22 PM): What are you talking about?
Yeilri (10:39:51 PM): Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
liradabraccio (10:39:59 PM): No.
Yeilri (10:40:16 PM): A Royale with cheese.
Yeilri (10:40:27 PM): Do you know WHY they call it a Royale with cheese?
s0ym0s (10:40:36 PM): Because of the metric system?
Yeilri (10:41:30 PM): Check out the big brain on her. She's one smart motherfucker.
liradabraccio (10:49:27 PM): Is there something I'm not getting here?

[2:11:17 AM] 九尾の氷狐: LOL I'M A GAY DONCHA KNOW
[2:11:18 AM] Loafington: you don't have a sooouuuuul!
[2:11:34 AM] 九尾の氷狐: I'm offended
[2:11:37 AM] Vrominelli: IN BED!!!

[4:03:07 AM] 九尾の氷狐: LOAF DON'T YELL AT ME
[4:03:15 AM] Loafington: I'm sorry
[4:03:20 AM] Loafington: Loafington warm comforting hug
[4:03:21 AM] 九尾の氷狐: I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THIS
[4:03:29 AM] 九尾の氷狐: I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT ANYMORE HONEY
[4:03:34 AM] 九尾の氷狐: NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS
[4:03:40 AM] Loafington: I'm done fighting too!
[4:03:46 AM] Loafington: let's never fight again!
[4:03:51 AM] 九尾の氷狐: NO ONE TOLD ME IT WOULD BE THIS HARD
[4:03:55 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 hugs Loaf
[4:04:00 AM] Loafington: we'll make it through this!
[4:04:00 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 cries softly
[4:04:03 AM] Loafington: Loafington hugs marly
[4:04:10 AM] Loafington: Loafington rests his head on marly's shoulder
[4:04:17 AM] Maxy: SPINELESS CRETINS
[4:04:22 AM] 九尾の氷狐: DOHOHOHOH
[4:04:31 AM] Maxy: Maxy slaps you both.
[4:04:37 AM] Loafington: you just can't accept our love!
[4:04:43 AM] 九尾の氷狐: OH MY GOD
[4:04:44 AM] 九尾の氷狐: LOAF
[4:04:46 AM] Maxy: Shame on you both.
[4:04:47 AM] 九尾の氷狐: SHE HIT ME
[4:04:51 AM] Loafington: how dare you!
[4:05:04 AM] Loafington: Loafington smacks maxy on the back of the head
[4:05:13 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 gets up, dusts self off
[4:05:18 AM] 九尾の氷狐: shame on you maxy
[4:05:23 AM] Loafington: also during all this I've imagined it happening inside a Macy's
[4:05:24 AM] Maxy: Maxy traps your feet on the ground with stone.
[4:05:30 AM] Loafington: oh bugger
[4:05:32 AM] 九尾の氷狐: BAHAHAHAHA WHY MACY'S?
[4:05:36 AM] Loafington: I don't know!
[4:05:39 AM] Loafington: it seemed to fit!
[4:05:47 AM] 九尾の氷狐: oh dear
[4:05:53 AM] Loafington: my feet are still stuck
[4:05:55 AM] Maxy: Guys guess what
[4:05:57 AM] 九尾の氷狐: oh yeah
[4:05:58 AM] Loafington: what
[4:05:59 AM] 九尾の氷狐: about that
[4:06:00 AM] Maxy: I'M ASIAN
[4:06:07 AM] Loafington: hurr hurr
[4:06:13 AM] 九尾の氷狐: THAT WAS A CURVEBALL OUT OF NOWHERE
[4:06:20 AM] 九尾の氷狐: TINY VAGINA
[4:06:21 AM] Loafington: uh uh um
[4:06:28 AM] Loafington: 90 percent of the world masturbates to you!
[4:06:30 AM] 九尾の氷狐: Maxy, prove it, I want a picture
[4:06:35 AM] Maxy: Nah.
[4:06:37 AM] 九尾の氷狐: PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
[4:06:39 AM] 九尾の氷狐: ALSO
[4:06:43 AM] 九尾の氷狐: TITS OR GTFO
[4:06:46 AM] Loafington: hah
[4:06:57 AM] Maxy: I already gave you that Sa- I'm flat as a board thank you very much.
[4:07:12 AM] 九尾の氷狐: Sa?
[4:07:13 AM] 九尾の氷狐: what
[4:07:18 AM] Maxy: Sacrier.
[4:07:33 AM] Loafington: well atleast you save cheddar on bras
[4:07:43 AM] Maxy: I WEAR AN UNDERSHIRT
[4:07:47 AM] Loafington: SO DO I
[4:07:51 AM] 九尾の氷狐: me too
[4:08:15 AM] Maxy: Maxy slaps Loaf.
[4:08:30 AM] Loafington: what did I do!?
[4:08:43 AM] Loafington: you're racist against gays, you keep assaulting me and marly
[4:08:46 AM] Loafington: GASP!
[4:08:53 AM] Loafington: she wants to sexually assult us!
[4:08:57 AM] 九尾の氷狐: OH DEAR
[4:08:59 AM] Maxy: What.
[4:09:00 AM] 九尾の氷狐: ...
[4:09:01 AM] Loafington: it's why she made my feet burried in stone!
[4:09:02 AM] 九尾の氷狐: that's sexy
[4:09:04 AM] Loafington: I still can't move!
[4:09:09 AM] Maxy: Dude.
[4:09:13 AM] 九尾の氷狐: LOAF, WHY SHOULD WE STOP HER
[4:09:15 AM] Maxy: I don't take my pants off in a Macy's.
[4:09:21 AM] 九尾の氷狐: BAHAHAHAHA
[4:09:26 AM] Maxy: I don't even take my pants off unless I'm taking a bath.
[4:09:29 AM] 九尾の氷狐: Continuity win
[4:09:33 AM] Loafington: ...
[4:09:36 AM] Loafington: you wear a diaper?
[4:09:37 AM] Maxy: No
[4:09:50 AM] Maxy: I don't take my pants off in public,.
[4:09:56 AM] Maxy: Also I'm 12 years old.
[4:10:00 AM] Maxy: .P
[4:10:03 AM] Loafington: ...
[4:10:12 AM] Loafington: ...I thought you were 14
[4:10:14 AM] Maxy: 12.
[4:10:22 AM] Loafington: OH GOD I THOUGHT ABOUT A 12 YEAR OLD SEXUALLY ASSAULTING ME
[4:10:24 AM] Loafington: I'M GOING TO HELL
[4:10:28 AM] Maxy: Amazing, the internet.
[4:10:31 AM] 九尾の氷狐: THAT'S SO FUCKING SEXY
[4:10:33 AM] 九尾の氷狐: OH GOD
[4:10:38 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 messes his pants
[4:10:45 AM] Loafington: I DON'T WANT TO BURN
[4:10:46 AM] 九尾の氷狐: AGAIN
[4:10:53 AM] Maxy: Maxy hands Marly new ones and leaves the room.
[4:10:56 AM] Maxy: Maxy locks the door.
[4:11:10 AM] Loafington: jesus macy's is scary when it's empty
[4:11:32 AM] Loafington: am I going to hell?
[4:11:36 AM] 九尾の氷狐: nah
[4:11:38 AM] 九尾の氷狐: no such thing
[4:11:40 AM] Maxy: Maxy rushes back in the room.
[4:11:42 AM] Maxy: OH MY GOD GUYS
[4:11:47 AM] 九尾の氷狐: MY PANTS ARE OFF
[4:11:49 AM] Maxy: I SAW SANTA CLAUS
[4:11:51 AM] 九尾の氷狐: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
[4:11:54 AM] Maxy: AAAAGH
[4:11:55 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 IS HALF NAKED
[4:11:57 AM] Maxy: Maxy runs out the room
[4:12:04 AM] Loafington: I'm still stuck in the ground
[4:12:09 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 doesn't wear underwear
[4:12:17 AM] 九尾の氷狐: nyoro~n
[4:12:17 AM] Loafington: that's sexy
[4:12:28 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 puts new pants on, rushes to help loaf
[4:12:46 AM] Maxy: ARE YOUR PANTS ON YET
[4:12:49 AM] Loafington: thank god we're in a macys
[4:12:54 AM] Loafington: clothes everywhere~
[4:12:54 AM] 九尾の氷狐: YES
[4:12:59 AM] 九尾の氷狐: YOU CAN COME NOW MAXY
[4:13:04 AM] Loafington: hey, put some pants in your pocket
[4:13:07 AM] 九尾の氷狐: Yes Loaf, so fashionable too
[4:13:11 AM] Loafington: I'm taken these home
[4:13:12 AM] 九尾の氷狐: I've never looked this good
[4:13:15 AM] Loafington: and at low low prices!
[4:13:22 AM] 九尾の氷狐: INORI....
[4:13:23 AM] 九尾の氷狐: wait
[4:13:25 AM] 九尾の氷狐: WAIT
[4:13:27 AM] 九尾の氷狐: WAIT
[4:13:28 AM] 九尾の氷狐: WAIT
[4:13:30 AM] 九尾の氷狐: NO
[4:13:33 AM] 九尾の氷狐: LOOK
[4:13:38 AM] Loafington: where am I looking
[4:13:40 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 stares out the front doorz
[4:13:47 AM] 九尾の氷狐: MAXY GET BACK INSIDE
[4:13:48 AM] Loafington: oh dear
[4:13:48 AM] 九尾の氷狐: ZOMBIES
[4:13:50 AM] 九尾の氷狐: MAXY
[4:13:52 AM] 九尾の氷狐: OH GOD
[4:13:53 AM] Loafington: ...
[4:13:55 AM] 九尾の氷狐: GET IN HERE
[4:13:57 AM] Maxy: I'm a Nobodyyyy
[4:14:00 AM] 九尾の氷狐: RUN
[4:14:01 AM] 九尾の氷狐: NO
[4:14:02 AM] Loafington: WHY COULDN'T WE HAVE HAD THE GAY SEX BEFORE THE ZOMBIES
[4:14:06 AM] 九尾の氷狐: WE LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND
[4:14:09 AM] 九尾の氷狐: girl
[4:14:14 AM] 九尾の氷狐: WE LEAVE NO GIRL BEHIND
[4:14:18 AM] Maxy: Maxy traipses through the zombies, obviously not in danger.
[4:14:29 AM] Loafington: ...why don't we do that?
[4:14:42 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 runs out and breaks the front door down in a daring display of bravery and runs through the Zombies, adgitating them
[4:14:47 AM] Loafington: ...
[4:14:49 AM] Loafington: I'M ALL ALONE
[4:14:54 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 grabs maxy and runs back inside
[4:15:00 AM] Loafington: YAY I'M NOT ALONE
[4:15:05 AM] Maxy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING I SAW A BUTTERFLY
[4:15:18 AM] 九尾の氷狐: FUCK BUTTERFLIES YOU WERE GOING TO BE A DEADERFLY
[4:15:30 AM] Maxy: I'M A NOBODY.
[4:15:32 AM] Loafington: IT'S A JOKE CAUSE YOU'D BE DEAD
[4:15:32 AM] Maxy: AS IN
[4:15:38 AM] Maxy: MAGICAL POWARZ
[4:15:42 AM] Maxy: DURRRRRRR.
[4:15:45 AM] Maxy: AND DUR.
[4:15:47 AM] Loafington: does that mean she's a zombie?
[4:15:49 AM] 九尾の氷狐: OH DUH SHE WAS A HEARTLESS AND THIS IS HER SHELL
[4:16:00 AM] 九尾の氷狐: daisies it!
[4:16:05 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 throws Maxy down
[4:16:08 AM] Loafington: Loafington runs for the jewerly
[4:16:12 AM] 九尾の氷狐: STUPID NOBODIES AINT GOT NO FEELINGS
[4:16:22 AM] Maxy: Maxy throws a rock at the back of Loaf's head.
[4:16:27 AM] Loafington: ow!
[4:16:29 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 laughs his booty off
[4:16:32 AM] Loafington: whyyyyy!?
[4:16:41 AM] Maxy: FOOL
[4:16:43 AM] Maxy: THIS IS A MACY'S
[4:16:51 AM] Maxy: CAN'T STEAL NOTHIN' IN A MACY'S?
[4:16:52 AM] 九尾の氷狐: wait a minute
[4:16:53 AM] 九尾の氷狐: you guys
[4:16:58 AM] Loafington: yesh?
[4:16:58 AM] 九尾の氷狐: I BROKE THE FRONT DOOR
[4:17:04 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 notices a zombie on his head
[4:17:08 AM] Loafington: oh don't worry
[4:17:09 AM] Maxy: Niiiiice.
[4:17:13 AM] Loafington: the shoe section was in the front
[4:17:18 AM] 九尾の氷狐: SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH MAXY
[4:17:21 AM] Loafington: they'll stop and look at the shoes for atleast 10 minutes
[4:17:21 AM] Maxy: What.
[4:17:28 AM] Loafington: I know I would if I was a zombie
[4:17:33 AM] 九尾の氷狐: That's true
[4:17:36 AM] Maxy: That reminds me
[4:17:42 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 runs to see if they stopped at the shoes
[4:17:55 AM] Maxy: Whenever I have to get new shoes Mom always stays there for like three hours.
[4:18:01 AM] 九尾の氷狐: OH THEY FOUND GREAT DEALS ON LOOSE-FIT, ALREADY TORN PANTS
[4:18:10 AM] Loafington: FFFFFFFFF
[4:18:14 AM] Maxy: I think those are yours.
[4:18:14 AM] 九尾の氷狐: WAIT A MINUTE
[4:18:19 AM] 九尾の氷狐: THEY NOTICED ME NOTICING THEM
[4:18:21 AM] 九尾の氷狐: FUCK
[4:18:23 AM] 九尾の氷狐: RUN YOU GUYS
[4:18:28 AM] Loafington: can you get me a pair of shoes marley?
[4:18:28 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 runs
[4:18:32 AM] Loafington: mine are filled with cement
[4:18:33 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 stops
[4:18:39 AM] Loafington: why are you running
[4:18:42 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 gets some shoes, high heels and dashing
[4:18:48 AM] Loafington: oooo fashionable
[4:18:54 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 runs to loaf and gives him his high heels
[4:18:56 AM] 九尾の氷狐: LET'S GO
[4:19:00 AM] 九尾の氷狐: ZOMBIES
[4:19:01 AM] Loafington: Loafington pops on the high heels
[4:19:05 AM] Loafington: red's totally my color
[4:19:07 AM] Loafington: NYEH
[4:19:09 AM] Maxy: HEY IT'S EASIER RUNNING IN TENNIS SHOES
[4:19:10 AM] Loafington: Loafington runs away
[4:19:20 AM] Maxy: WHY DIDN'T YOU GET BOOTS AT LEAST
[4:19:22 AM] Maxy: BOOTS ARE NICE
[4:19:26 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 laughs as loah falls on his face
[4:19:30 AM] 九尾の氷狐: daisies IT SHE'S RIGHT
[4:19:34 AM] 九尾の氷狐: IT'S HARD TO RUN IN THOSE
[4:19:35 AM] Loafington: I GOT A HIGH HEEL IN MY THIGH
[4:19:35 AM] Loafington: OH GOD
[4:19:39 AM] Maxy: Wow.
[4:19:42 AM] Maxy: Just wow.
[4:19:49 AM] Maxy: I'm gonna go to the food court now.
[4:19:51 AM] 九尾の氷狐: MAXY HELP ME SAVE HIM
[4:19:55 AM] 九尾の氷狐: THERE IS ZOMBIES
[4:19:56 AM] Loafington: the food court!
[4:19:57 AM] Loafington: of course!
[4:20:01 AM] Loafington: there's food there!
[4:20:06 AM] Loafington: we can stay there until the zombies die!
[4:20:09 AM] Loafington: and eat food!
[4:20:12 AM] Loafington: it's a food court!
[4:20:13 AM] 九尾の氷狐: *there is like, 1 zombie sitting on a bench 30 feet from loaf*
[4:20:16 AM] Maxy: The clerks are zombies.
[4:20:24 AM] 九尾の氷狐: COME ON LOAF, I'LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE
[4:20:26 AM] 九尾の氷狐: IT'S INFESTED
[4:20:32 AM] Loafington: he's eating a salad
[4:20:38 AM] 九尾の氷狐: That looks good
[4:20:38 AM] Loafington: a CHICKEN salad
[4:20:44 AM] 九尾の氷狐: is that ceaser dressing?
[4:20:50 AM] Loafington: I think it's blood
[4:20:53 AM] 九尾の氷狐: Oh
[4:20:58 AM] Loafington: still looks delicious
[4:21:01 AM] 九尾の氷狐: Yeah
[4:21:02 AM] Loafington: hell it looks MORE delicious now
[4:21:02 AM] Maxy: So Marley what do you think of that poor poor Sacrier
[4:21:17 AM] 九尾の氷狐: WE HAVE ZOMBIES TO OUTRUN NO TIME FOR THAT
[4:21:35 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 runs with Loaf past the sign 'Now entering Zombietown Regional Mall'
[4:21:41 AM] Maxy: Maxy gets a laser pointer.
[4:21:51 AM] Loafington: Loafington runs to the mcdonalds
[4:21:56 AM] Loafington: Loafington grabs some french fries
[4:21:59 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 runs to the burger king
[4:22:02 AM] Maxy: Maxy plays around with the laser pointer.
[4:22:04 AM] Loafington: EW BURGER KING
[4:22:09 AM] 九尾の氷狐: EW MCDONALDS
[4:22:13 AM] Maxy: DELICIOUS.
[4:22:13 AM] Loafington: LET'S SETTLE
[4:22:17 AM] Loafington: LET'S GO TO WENDY'S
[4:22:22 AM] Maxy: FGAAAAAAAAAAAH
[4:22:26 AM] 九尾の氷狐: IT'S WAAAAY BETTER THAN FAST FOOD
[4:22:33 AM] Loafington: I'M THINKIN' WENDY'S
[4:22:35 AM] Maxy: WHAT ABOUT ARBY'S OR MILO'S
[4:22:39 AM] 九尾の氷狐: MAXY
[4:22:40 AM] Loafington: ARBY'S?
[4:22:44 AM] Loafington: WE'RE RUNNING AWAY FROM ZOMBIES
[4:22:44 AM] 九尾の氷狐: YOU DON'T HAVE FEELINGS
[4:22:45 AM] 九尾の氷狐: SUCK YOU
[4:22:46 AM] Loafington: NOT FROM GOOD TASTE
[4:22:47 AM] 九尾の氷狐: GO AWAY
[4:23:06 AM] Maxy: Maxy shines the laser pointer in your eyes.
[4:23:09 AM] Loafington: Loafington grabs burgers and runs
[4:23:11 AM] 九尾の氷狐: OH GOD
[4:23:14 AM] Loafington: Loafington LASER IN MY EYE
[4:23:21 AM] Loafington: Loafington trips and falls
[4:23:26 AM] Loafington: HIGH HEEL IN MY SHOULDER
[4:23:27 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 falls down and fears for his life as zombies encircle his body
[4:23:32 AM] Maxy: Maxy gets two more laser pointers and juggles them.
[4:23:38 AM] Loafington: Loafington THROWS BACONATORS AT THE ZOMBIES
[4:23:39 AM] Loafington: TAKE THAT!
[4:23:46 AM] 九尾の氷狐: *there is one zombie sitting on a table next to him, wondering why he's on the floor*
[4:23:47 AM] Loafington: RUN WHILE YOU CAN MARLEY!
[4:23:57 AM] Maxy: You people are helpless.
[4:24:06 AM] Loafington: HEAD FOR GAMESTOP
[4:24:11 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 stammers up, blinded
[4:24:17 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 runs to the nearest gamestop
[4:24:19 AM] Maxy: Maxy points a laser pointer at a zombie and burns its flesh.
[4:24:20 AM] 九尾の氷狐: GAMESTOP
[4:24:22 AM] 九尾の氷狐: MY HAVEN
[4:24:25 AM] 九尾の氷狐: HELP ME
[4:24:29 AM] 九尾の氷狐: THERE ARE ZOMBIES
[4:24:33 AM] Loafington: Loafington ZOOM
[4:24:38 AM] 九尾の氷狐: *The clerk says: Gragh?
[4:24:38 AM] Maxy: All they have in the store is Resident Evil.
[4:24:45 AM] Loafington: Loafington grabs a wiimote and nunchuck
[4:24:51 AM] 九尾の氷狐: OH GOD EVEN THE GAMESTOP ISN'T SAFE
[4:25:02 AM] Loafington: and people mocked when they made a third party Bruce Lee emulator game
[4:25:04 AM] Maxy: Hey cool SotC looks nice.
[4:25:11 AM] 九尾の氷狐: IF IT'S GOT TO BE THIS WAY
[4:25:16 AM] 九尾の氷狐: THEN IT'S GOT TO BE THIS WAY
[4:25:19 AM] 九尾の氷狐: LOAF.
[4:25:23 AM] 九尾の氷狐: TELL THE KIDS I LOVED THEM
[4:25:28 AM] Loafington: NOOO!
[4:25:34 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 runs headfirst into a crowd of zombies
[4:25:37 AM] Maxy: Christ you two really are hopeless.
[4:25:37 AM] 九尾の氷狐: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[4:25:38 AM] Loafington: NOOOO!
[4:25:50 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 falls down and the zombies go about their business
[4:25:51 AM] Maxy: Maxy grabs Marley and throws him into the trash can
[4:25:56 AM] 九尾の氷狐: *someone steals his wallet
[4:26:01 AM] Loafington: wee cheddar
[4:26:18 AM] Maxy: Maxy begins to smash the zombies with her sentient hammer.
[4:26:22 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 pretends the zombies have been eating him
[4:26:28 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 is now 'dead'
[4:26:41 AM] Maxy: He didn't even say anything about my Sacrier.
[4:26:42 AM] Loafington: oh hey marley how OH WAIT YOUR DEAD FUCK
[4:26:53 AM] Loafington: Loafington grabs a brick
[4:27:00 AM] Loafington: Loafington smacks marley over the head with it
[4:27:06 AM] 九尾の氷狐: GOD DAMNIT
[4:27:07 AM] 九尾の氷狐: WHAT
[4:27:14 AM] Loafington: ARE YOU A ZOMBIE!?
[4:27:16 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 sits up
[4:27:20 AM] 九尾の氷狐: IDUNNO AM I
[4:27:23 AM] Loafington: HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HAVE ON MY FACE!?
[4:27:29 AM] 九尾の氷狐: UM UM
[4:27:30 AM] 九尾の氷狐: UM
[4:27:31 AM] 九尾の氷狐: OH GOD
[4:27:32 AM] 九尾の氷狐: OH GOD
[4:27:34 AM] Loafington: GOOD ENOUGH
[4:27:34 AM] 九尾の氷狐: I DON'T KNOW
[4:27:38 AM] 九尾の氷狐: I CAN'T TELL
[4:27:38 AM] Loafington: HAVE A BACONATOR
[4:27:46 AM] Loafington: Loafington hands marley delicious delicious food
[4:27:46 AM] 九尾の氷狐: fuck yeah
[4:27:49 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 noms
[4:27:55 AM] 九尾の氷狐: IS THIS BACON MADE OUT OF BRAIN
[4:28:05 AM] Loafington: I think that's a finger in the bun
[4:28:08 AM] 九尾の氷狐: oh god
[4:28:13 AM] Loafington: how's it taste?
[4:28:24 AM] 九尾の氷狐: it's kinda weird, the blood really completes it
[4:28:29 AM] Loafington: Loafington takes a nibble
[4:28:31 AM] Loafington: oh hey wow
[4:28:35 AM] Loafington: not bad
[4:28:37 AM] Loafington: little greasy
[4:28:40 AM] 九尾の氷狐: 九尾の氷狐 is sitting on the floor in a crowded mall of harmless zombies eating a zombie baconator
[4:28:43 AM] Maxy: So Marley what do you think of the trapped Sacrier.
[4:28:49 AM] 九尾の氷狐: OH THAT WAS PRETTY COOL
[4:28:52 AM] Loafington: THE SACRIER
[4:28:54 AM] Loafington: THAT'S IT
[4:28:55 AM] 九尾の氷狐: I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS
[4:28:56 AM] Loafington: HE'S OUR HOPE
[4:29:00 AM] Loafington: Loafington runs to the sacrier
[4:29:05 AM] Loafington: Loafington unties him
[4:29:10 AM] 九尾の氷狐: LOAF NO
[4:29:12 AM] Loafington: DEUS EX MACHINA
[4:29:15 AM] 九尾の氷狐: HE'S ALREADY A ZOMBIE BY NOW
[4:29:22 AM] Maxy: Naw.
[4:29:25 AM] Loafington: oh shi-!
[4:29:37 AM] Maxy: He just can't move. The grass broke his leg bones.
[4:29:41 AM] 九尾の氷狐: (I am so putting this ENTIRE THING on the quote thread)
[4:29:50 AM] Maxy: Oh god no Marly.
[4:29:54 AM] 九尾の氷狐: HERE I GO
[4:29:56 AM] Loafington: oh god yes marley
[4:30:03 AM] Loafington: Loafington jumps into marly's arms

Epicness