AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I've ruined reality for myself by constantly coming up with unrealistic and idealized versions of myself that act out my life in a kind of fantasy world where nothing can go wrong.

I'd leave you hanging and bring it in for a hug.

A hug between two ex-lovers, who parted ways on friendly terms, and upon meeting again, reflexively embrace each together slightly too intimately for their current situation and thoroughly recall their past romance in seconds.

Shit, I find myself lying to people as I am thinking, "why am I lying to this person, there is absolutely no reason or benefit in doing so." I've gotten a little better since I became so conscious of it, but I know that feel, man.

Didn't he stop posting before you even joined

For some reason I always think that I annoy everyone on any forum I join. For various reasons.

I have plenty of online friends but for some reason I still can't help but feel like some people are just so incredibly annoyed by me and wish I'd leave.



(~oh noes the internet~)

^annoying
but i feel the same

part 2
I often park in handicapted spots for fun.
I have never been laid.(road trip!)
I dont enjoy watching panty and stocking that much, i just like the style and music.
I haxed my xbox live and my 50,000+ gamerscore is now 2000 and i am labled cheater.
when i have friends in the car i lock the windows then fart.

I'm pretty elitist about a lot of things and then turn around and do things I criticize other people for

I get jealous when someone is better at something I like to do than I am

All this

Except the anger issue. But like Spoony, I had that as a kid. It was mostly because I have a different learning process than most people seem to have that I was diagnosed with as a kid. It was incredibly difficult for me to remember what people vocally said. So when something like math is being explained vocally then I have to do it, it's the hardest thing for me to remember and I got angry over how hard it was.
I even flipped over a desk once and threw a pencil box across the room.

Man My 3rd grade teacher was the beeeeest. She understood my weaknesses and focused on helping me through them without taking my shit. That was when school became far more pleasant. My school in general was awesome. They created a whole program just to suite my needs and help me understand things the way I could. That school is bro material.

I like that people are intimidated by me, because I'm actually a very gentle person.

Having said that; I do enjoy making people who hurt me suffer, so... I'm also a very vengeful person.

Perhaps then, I am a paradox?


I like demonstrating my intelligence, especially if I can make fools of other people.


I would feel no remorse if I woke up one day to never see another human being again; In fact I would feel as if I were finally free.


I think I have a persecution complex, and I think I subconsciously create situations to reinforce this.

I actually have a pretty awesome life, despite maybe having ADHD. I feel terribly bad for the people around me who work twice as hard to get the same results I get. I am probably an asshole, but at the same time have some sort of inner mechanic that completely stops me from hurting people. It's hard to explain.

I've always wanted to pull of a heist of some sort, as long as I would get away with it forever.

I want to go to school in the nude one day.

I have urges to de-pants girls who wear sweatpants.

I once stole a friends copy of Pokemon Sapphire and i still have it
I used to bully a lot of people when i was small but i got over it and now im all mister nice guy

also those pants do make you look fat

I'm really lazy in clas, but I know I'm smart, so thats probably why I never do the work. Backwads thinking.

I'm sorry to say but i'm almost a class A weeabo. Shocking, Eh?

I really hate it when people bug me witht heir problems and expect me to find them a fucking solution.

I swear like a sailor

I really hate it when people don't know how to type properly. (Biggest per peeve)

I have more friends on AZ than I do in reality.

I feel like such a fail as of now...

Um... you might want to check the rest of your post as well.

OH
THE IRONY.

I buy clothes, wear them once and since I can't return them or donate them they just rot in the closet
I hate every fucking I own but I can't get rid of anything so it rots as well
I'm too scared to sleep at night
I am desperate to get married, I'm nearly an adult and I don't want to wait anymore
I have had strong homicidal and suicidal feelings in the past
I am desperate to leave the country, I will sneak out if I have to
I become easily addicted to things and I'm becoming addicted to some meds and gambling
I have been told I'm kind and gentle but I'm actually a very angry and cynical person
I would be more than pop flyin' to murder the IRA members who shot at my parents, I would regret nothing

and, shit that's all I can think of now

I am collecting anime figures but still fairly ashamed.

When I get a package and someone asks what it is I'm like "UUHHHH STUFF, BYE."

Then I discreetly display them in my room which kind of takes away from the point of displaying them.