AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Let's see here...

I'd kill a man if I knew who he was.

I've no tolerance to those who hurt my friends or treat women badly.

The reason I don't eat sometimes is because I don't think I deserve the food.

I hate people yet desire approval from them.

I'm scared to fail, which is why I don't try.

I laugh at things that many people wouldn't.

I start sentences with the word "I" too much.

I'm too paranoid and I barely trust anyone, to confess anything major.

The confession being I'm too paranoid and I can barely trust anyone. I always see the worst in people.

You are wise in your mistrust of me, Val.
I am a vagrant rapeaholic. I travel from place top place, raping where the raping's good and moving on without leaving a shed of my life behind, besides the scores of illegitimate children.

This.

I wish my drawings were better.

My only (real) talent is drawing.

I can't stand it when people mistreat animals. I feel worse because I can't do anything about, because I'm a coward.

Did I mention I scare easily?

I tend to avoid doing homework.

I hate it when people butcher the english language.

I have a short attention span if the class I'm in is not interesting.

I am a hypocrite, most of the times.

I am a massive dickhead at times, but I don't really care.

I'm...

I'm an incredibly lazy bastard who lacks motivation for 80% of the things I should do

I've got a fetish or two no one knows about

I'm hoping to at some point have progressed up to the point that I can write about vidyagames professionally, but I'm not holding out too much hope.

and I also cried more at the death of my cat then my grandmother. :c

and while I like chatting on the internet, as soon as we meet in real life I become incredibly quiet and shy.




Welp, thats out of the way

I have my eyes on you.

Stop waving the lower flag.

I have a bad habit of spending cheddar on games I rarely play. Most recent being Pokemon White and Minecraft. And when I got the craving it was FFX.

At least I managed to drop WoW like a hot brick.

In this post alone, you've misused brackets, you've used several periods where commas would be more appropriate, your syntax is pretty bad, you've had some fun with sentence fragments, and you've misused a plural. If you're going to be an elitist prick about linguistics, the least you could do is be good at it you whiny little twerp.

i confess, spoony merlin and dark about the only ppl i really respect on here

oh and water, he needs to post more

I have an attraction to certain women, relegated to a fetish. I don't like it because it is honestly unhealthy and whenever I begin to be aroused by it I start to hate myself and be pretty down on myself. I have slapped myself across the face (rather hard) to try and stop myself.

I learn several talents to attract a girlfriend.
Yet when one shows interest I pretend not to notice because the entire deal seems like more work then I'm willing to put into it for minimal gain.

Another thing is that while I'm definitely interestedin women, the idea of anything like a girlfriend seems useless to me. I don't even know why yet I'm okay with it.

I can't speak properly.

When I try to say 'r' it turns into 'gh' sound.

I tried for many years in grade school to fix this issue but it never worked. People have a hard time understanding me and I always feel like an outsider for this. I'll probably never feel like I belong anywhere with this. I doubt I can fix it, because I had a lot of help with this and nothing worked.

That's why I always stick to the internet, why I rarely speak to anyone outside the internet and why I usually avoid being near someone else.

Not sure if this makes me feel relief or worse.