AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Congrats, now you have 4000 Belize dollars.
Which is worth about $2030 US.

I wish for tremendous psychic powers.

Granted, but you are now weak against bugs.

I wish that I had a 12 inch pianist.

Granted, but he only knows Chopsticks.

I wish I had another wish.

Granted, but you waste your first wish.

I wish there was a new Advance Wars game, with a CO system like the first 3, and a story that continues where the DS one left off.

Granted, but it takes five years before it's finally released outside of Japan.

I wish that SKBT would calm down. And start answering the right wishes.

Granted. You can't answer the right wishes now.

I wish there were more songs with techno beats nowadays.

Granted, but that's all the song has.

I wish Peppy Hare would tell Fox McCloud to do a barrel roll.

Granted. Fox DOES NOT do a barrel roll.

I wish I do well in my classes this term.

Granted, but for the rest of your life everything else you try is doomed to end up not going in your favor... or something similarly worded which gives the same meaning.

I wish the next person tells me how it should have been worded.

Granted. You should've said: 'Everything you touch fails.'

I wish the person above me would kindly shut thier trap.

Granted, but I keep typing.

I wish for a world piece.

Mumble, mumble hippies mumble mumble.

Mumble mumble world domination mumble.

Granted. But the world becomes boring.


I wish the gas i'm experiencing would go away. *poot*

Granted, but the gas in your house is gone as well.

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted. You fall into a coma.

I wish that Feyr dude would cease to exist. That fanaticism is maddening.