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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:31 pm 
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I almost died from pneumonia.
I'm allergic to pineapple

and I just discovered a week or 2 ago that I have Arthritis. I'm going to a specialist on February 22nd to figure out what kind and what they can do for it.

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I have the worst luck with illnesses.
Apparently my ingrown toenail is now infected.
It started bleeding today and it's becoming a bit purple.
Gonna call my doctor about it tomorrow.

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Yoshi wrote:
I have the worst luck with illnesses.
Apparently my ingrown toenail is now infected.
It started bleeding today and it's becoming a bit purple.
Gonna call my doctor about it tomorrow.


That makes me hungry and gives me a stiffy


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cancer :)


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Alright, my appointment's on Wednesday, and they might operate on it there.
I'm scared now because operations make me think of needles.
Fuck I hate needles.

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I've had Strep Throat.......BEAT THAT

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Fuck I hate needles.


Who would like needles?

Although, I suppose one man's fear is another man's fetish.

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I WANT IT! ALL THE COOL PEOPLE HAVE IT!

Oh it's awesome.You get a sexy box in your chest and get all the honeys.


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Just got back from having my toe operated on.
They put novacaine in my toe and I was thinking "Ok, this shouldn't hurt."
I quickly found out that novacaine does not affect me at all.
I felt all the daisies pain.

Things I am immune to:

1. That gas dentists use
2. Novacaine

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Yoshi wrote:
Just got back from having my toe operated on.
They put novacaine in my toe and I was thinking "Ok, this shouldn't hurt."
I quickly found out that novacaine does not affect me at all.
I felt all the daisies pain.

Things I am immune to:

1. That gas dentists use
2. Novacaine
Time to switch to vicodin.

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On a scout camp once, I got a really bad virus. It was summer in Northern Australia, sleeping in tents on a camp. Vomiting, diarrhoea. I couldn't hold down water, not even a sip.
After the 3rd day I was taken to hospital and put on a saline drip because I was so dehydrated. In the meantime, the girl I was going out with at the time decided she would look elsewhere for romance.

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I have a disease. (DIABEEEETUSSSS)

And another disease.(Spleen-poppy thingy)

But my main disease happens to be the people at this school. >__>;

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I had hepatis B when I was like 6 or 7 years old. I didn't mind it so much 'cause my parents moved a TV to my room just for me since I couldn't leave bed. They also brought me my food and stuff. It's until recently that I realzed that I could have actually died from too much movement.


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Heeey loooook, a fun thread I think needs to be bumped with my own ailments.

I have diabeetis. Type 1.
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I got it about 6 years ago, and this shit you can't get rid of. Mine was likely caused by a viral infection. Shit can happen though. I'll count it as an illness or disease.

As for regular sickness, I dunno.


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