AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So I think I will bring everyone's attention to the "elephant in the room", or however the saying goes.

Since this was originally intended to be a server for a group of friends who kind of actually know each other (if only through the forum) , and now a whole bunch of random people have shown up wanting to be on the server, does anyone else think that maybe there should be some requirements to be let onto the server?

For instance, though people already on the white list are good, from now on to be let onto the server you must have achieved a required dick size or something (ex. 500+, 1000+, etc)?

I would say 250 so I could join, but my stupid computer hates minecraft for some reason. I dont think my graphics card is upgraded enough. To play minecraft. Mine. Craft. Although it says my pixel format isnt accelerated so I dont think its quality, but specialization.

I have a moan too:

If you cut down a tree, can you please plant a sapling or two in its place?


I'm annoyed because I plant trees for harvesting only to find that someone else has cut them down and not planted saplings, which is going to nark me, obviously.

Went exploring south of Classy Island, found a neat mountain formation.


Also, dick size seems a bit unreliable, because someone like me (Exploding_Turtle in the server) might not ever post in the same places as others, causing others to have no idea who I am even though I might have built up a dick size past 500 or 1000 (Hahah me? Yeah, right.). This is possible though, I really don't ever post outside of this thread for the most part. (44% of all my posts are in this very thread, after all.)

I saw that mountain formation awhile ago while I was hunting clay.

WELL




Now I'll remember that. :V

That mountain says doom on it
it is mount doom

Not like you need to, I hardly post anyways. Can't get used to leaving short messages, it seems.



Also Secret Sand Sanctum.

Even though you don't post much Anarchy you're pretty cool anyways. Same with Kierou and the other low post members.

You're referring to me right? Wait why do I even read this thread. It just reminds me that I cant play minecraft

I was referring to relatively anyone who's dick size is under 500 or so.

Still, higher postcount doesn't mean someone isn't an idiot

Yeah. It's just, whatever. Forget it, this is Minecraft, not judging hour.

How about them cubes?

Cubes are great
especially when arranged in a way that they are a mountain
of doom

Clay, is like rarer than anything, and you don't get a whole lot of brick from it.

Fix it Notch.

Make the occurrence of clay higher.

Fix it now.