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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:04 pm 
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Post your favourite alcoholic beverages! Huzzah for brain damage and liver cirrhosis(or something, don't know how it's spelled in English).

Ofcourse, I'll start out:
1. The Submarine(Ne Duikboot):
Ingredients:
Hoegaarden (A light white beer)
A beer glass (Preferably a Hoegaarden glass ofcourse)
Grain liquor (preferably jenever)
A small shot glass
How to:
Take the beer glass and place it in the freezer. When the glass is frozen, pour in the beer, taking care to create a sufficient border of foam. Then, pour the liquor in the shot glass and drop the entire glass in the beer.
Taste:
It makes for a light tasting beverage, that tastes like it has a hint of citrus, wich is strange since there is none in it. It's very treacherous though, as the alcohol percentage is quite high. The taste of the liquor becomes more profound the more you drink.

2. Blue thrill:
Ingredients:
Blue Vodka
Lemon juice
Either 2 shot glasses, or 1 with a plastic in the middle that seperates it into 2 halves.
How to:
If you have the special glass, just pour the liquids in the seperate halves and bottom it up. With 2 glasses, you take the vodka first, hold it in your mouth, then mix the lemon juice with it in your mouth.
Taste:
Like an orgasm in your mouth.


I don't know if there was already a thread like this, but I went four pages back and couldn't find one.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:08 pm 
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Danger = vodka + beer


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:12 pm 
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ingredients: bottle of rum, a glass
1. pour rum into glass
2. drink
3. do it again
4. keep doing it

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:14 pm 
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The Zombie.
Pineapple juice (4cl), Orange juice (4cl), Grenadine (1cl), lemon juice (2cl), Cherry Brandy (2cl), Apricot Brandy (2cl), Rum (strong) (2cl), Rum (white) (2cl), Rum (brown) (2cl), crushed ice

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 Post subject: Re: Alcohol Thread
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I can only drink spirits or sweet drinks, like Bacardi Breezers or X with Coke or WKD's or something.

Can't stand bitter drinks, I am a softie and a lightweight :C


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:17 pm 
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Danger = vodka + beer

I don't find the whole "don't mix things" to be true really. I can pretty much chug a bottle of champagne with some wine on the side, when some asshole keeps pouring pisang into my glass when it's empty, and still laugh at the Chinese guy puking in the corner.
Though I suppose if you're not used to the strong taste of vodka, beer can help soften up the punch before you take a chug from Mother Russia.

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I can only drink spirits or sweet drinks, like Bacardi Breezers or X with Coke or WKD's or something.

Can't stand bitter drinks, I am a softie and a lightweight :C


I have a couple of friends who said the same thing, but it's often just a matter of acquiring the taste. Ofcourse, there's no accounting for taste :) .


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:19 pm 
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I almost never drink.
A) I can't be assed into spending cheddar on it.
B) It never, ever seems to affect me, I just get tired of drinking liquid before I feel anything.
C) I hate being around other people that are drinking, they just piss me off, even if they are my closest friends.

And I only like the sweet girly drinks.

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I like beer.

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Magners:
1. Open the bottle
2. Drink it right out of the god daisies bottle
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Kopparberg is nice, but I don't like to be drunk (feels really unpleasant to me) so I only have one or very rarely two bottles, and only ocassionally do I drink at all.

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 Post subject: Re: Alcohol Thread
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Syobon wrote:
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Danger = vodka + beer

I don't find the whole "don't mix things" to be true really. I can pretty much chug a bottle of champagne with some wine on the side, when some asshole keeps pouring pisang into my glass when it's empty, and still laugh at the Chinese guy puking in the corner.
Though I suppose if you're not used to the strong taste of vodka, beer can help soften up the punch before you take a chug from Mother Russia.


Danger is not danger per se. Danger is just the name af the cocktail.

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I can only drink spirits or sweet drinks, like Bacardi Breezers or X with Coke or WKD's or something.

Can't stand bitter drinks, I am a softie and a lightweight :C

Oh, I gonna teach you a thing or two, hurr hurr.


Aquevit is a vonderful thing!


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 Post subject: Re: Alcohol Thread
PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:27 pm 
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I've tried many forms of liquor and booze and and it tastes terrible to me.

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Decker wrote:
I can only drink spirits or sweet drinks, like Bacardi Breezers or X with Coke or WKD's or something.

Can't stand bitter drinks, I am a softie and a lightweight :C


Try the zombie. It's delicious. And very strong. 2 birds with 1 stone.

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The Big Cheese wrote:
I've tried many forms of liquor and booze and and it tastes terrible to me.

what kind of disco bandit are you

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