AWKWARD ZOMBIE

When executed properly, almost anything can be funny.

True.

It REALLLY pisses me off when people load up crap on my computer with out telling me.I just spent two hours cleaning up after my aunts bullshit.
RAAAAAAGE

trying to get past a level in a game or something and failing like five hundred times. (not hyperbole.)

TF2 and GMOD server proletariats

Bratty kids.

No, you can't have that toy. Stop asking about it!

When people think there to old to go Trick-or-Treating on Halloween any more.

Free candy,dude.Free candy.

People who put out "Take one" Buckets, those things go in seconds.

PUMPKIN SMASHERS

Every year I put a pumpkin up, some jack-off comes and smashes it in the middle of the road.

They don't dare do that to me. Its partly cuz mine are to good to smash and they know I'll kick there asses if they do.

But still. RAAAAAGE

My brother pisses me off.
Reason: I am playing a video game and he is watching and telling me how to play it. He does this every time, EVEN WHEN HE HAS NEVER PLAYED IT.

Example: I am playing Psychonauts and I'm a little lost, trying to find some figments, and he tries to tell me where they might be. I appreciate the fact that he wants to be helpful, but he just keeps doing it, even after I ask him to stop.

Another thing he did, I have Donkey Kong Jungle Beat, and I was pretty close to getting gold medals in all the levels. We only have one memory card for our GC, and there aren't any separate files to make saves on. I told my brother several times not to get gold on the remaining levels. HE DOES. I yell at him, telling him not to beat the final boss he just unlocked. HE DOES.

and he is

same, only my brother is four years old.

I'm trying to beat a really hard part, and then I die or what ever, and he says "i triiieeed to tell you not to go there, but yooouuuu didnt listen!" or "noooo, you never listen to me! you should have used your deku leaf!" when I'm fighting a darknaut(sp?). ...kids these days.

1. religious people
2. stupid people
3. ignorant people
4. people that get offended to easily
5. people who cant take a joke
6. people who are emo
7. people who think nintendo is for kids
8. jack thompson

Korea's erratic weather pisses me off.

That's why I get giddy every time I see snow.

^Control Freaks.