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 Post subject: Re: Ditto.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:41 pm 
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You can't get less 'gay' than taking a whizz behind a locked door.
I'm the same way. For some reason, I've never liked pissing while standing up.
Same.

...I always considered it anti-manly to pee like a girl =\

Who cares if it's supposedly anti-manly? I don't want to risk missing, at all.


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scebboaliwiw wrote:
Unbalanced wrote:
Vrominelli wrote:
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You can't get less 'gay' than taking a whizz behind a locked door.
I'm the same way. For some reason, I've never liked pissing while standing up.
Same.

...I always considered it anti-manly to pee like a girl =\

Who cares if it's supposedly anti-manly? I don't want to risk missing, at all.


Soon, Women will be standing and men will be sitting. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

When I was little, I tried standing up and going after I found out that's what boys do. I actually had good aim. But I think there was still a bit of a mess.

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote:
Unbalanced wrote:
Vrominelli wrote:
Vaelor wrote:
DoNotDelete wrote:
You can't get less 'gay' than taking a whizz behind a locked door.
I'm the same way. For some reason, I've never liked pissing while standing up.
Same.

...I always considered it anti-manly to pee like a girl =\

Who cares if it's supposedly anti-manly? I don't want to risk missing, at all.


Soon, Women will be standing and men will be sitting. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?


THEN THE WORLD WILL IMPLODE!!!

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You would think that only one page would be sufficient for this kind of topic.

You know, considering the topic itself is probably not too engrossing of a topic, and the fact that we have another topic called "POOP."

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Bathrooms?I never seen a dirty......*crys*
Im lying.
Girls are fucking digusting
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Im serious!They shouldn't get to use a bathroom!EVER
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*In deep bass voice*

Hey. I'm very neat and clean thank you much.

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Im a female too but still....ewww
I had to help clean the bathrooms as punishment when I was back in school and had gotten myself in trouble.
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Worst.Day.Ever. :psyduck:

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I remember one time back in fourth grade when a toilet in my school had a shit in it so large that it seemed there was no way a human being could have made it! My memory might be making it seem bigger than it really was, but I definitely remember just staring at it in shock and awe for a while. Then I assume I went to a different stall.

I hope.


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I remember one time back in fourth grade when a toilet in my school had a shit in it so large that it seemed there was no way a human being could have made it! My memory might be making it seem bigger than it really was, but I definitely remember just staring at it in shock and awe for a while. Then I assume I went to a different stall.

I hope.

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It was just your reflection all along!


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We don't get much of that, but in secondary a few of the girls decided it was fun to wet all the toilet paper, roll it into balls and throw it at the ceiling panels. The paper would sometimes stick, and sometimes the panels were bashed up out of position, even broke a few. I don't think there was much worse than that.

Also, I've had to help my dad unblock a toilet cos someone used too many makeup wipes and flushed em. It really wasn't pretty and it stank like nothing else I've smelt. And I have a really poor sense of smell, so I can only get strong smells.

...I hate older French toilets too, they're like... a hole in the ground with a flush button somewhere on the wall behind you. Not fun.

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OH GOD WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO TSURUYA?
And how do we know for sure that that's Japan?


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I can tell some stories.

I lived up at a hunting and fishing camp for three years. Many things to tell. Mostly of some drunk natives.

One time, I was out fishing and I heard a racket. Someone was drunk enough to get on the cabin barbeque and take a shit in it. They lost their deposit and then some for that.

Most of the actual bathrooms, are, well, outhouses that once in a while get lime in them, or if that's not viable, we lift the house and move it. We shit in holes in the ground and the smell was always godwaful.

One time, I went in, there was vomit all over the walls, shit right up the wall, and a bit of blood. Inside it looked like the toilet paper was purple. What the crap.

One fun thing about winter: You crap in garbage bags and burn them up there. It smells like Burger King.


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OH GOD WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO TSURUYA?
And how do we know for sure that that's Japan?

yeah i feel sorry for Tsuauya...
and where else would they do something like that?

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WHY?Oh my god why?!?
Japan IS scary.

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potatoman4 wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote:
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OH GOD WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO TSURUYA?
And how do we know for sure that that's Japan?

yeah i feel sorry for Tsuauya...
and where else would they do something like that?

I'm not sure, I'd have to know where you live to answer that.


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