AWKWARD ZOMBIE

When my Goldeen finished carrying me across the water, it just sat there, panting, all tired out.
[spoiler]Guess it got a little washed up.[/spoiler]

This. stupid sopranos with your high notes and therefore lack of diction...

What's worse than ten dead babies in a truck?

One dead baby in ten trucks.

Snoop Dog jokes, go.

Say there's a lady with a big red hat...

There's a lady with a big red hat.

You spelled, "What does Snoop Dog put in his laundry?" wrong.

No...

What's worse than a wastebasket full of dead babies?
One's alive at the bottom.

What? Whe-...

You makin fun of me? =]:<



Snoop Dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender, 'You got any food?' The bartender says, 'No! We don't serve food here! Get out!'

Snoop Dog walks into the bar the next day and again asks the bartender, 'You got any food?' Again, the bartender tells him, 'No! Now get out!'

And the very next day, Snoop Dog comes back and asks the bartender, 'You got any food?' The bartender, infuriated, yells 'NO! AND IF YOU ASK ONE MORE TIME, I'LL NAIL YOU TO THE WALL!'

However, the next day, Snoop Dog came back. 'You got any nails?' The bartender looks at him. 'No...'

'You got any food?'

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle.

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
[spoiler]A good start.[/spoiler]

Haha, my friend told me that the other day. It's probably my favourite joke right now.


Aaand, I guess I should participate and tell a bad joke of my own.

So there was this pirate ship. A very successful pirate ship, I might add. Plundering and pillaging and all that. The captain of the ship was said to be the best in the land, but he had a peculiar habit. Before every battle against another ship, he called his second mate over, and ordered him to go fetch his red pair of pants.

The second mate noticed that he asked for red pants each time. One day, as this lad handed him his pants, he asked why he always wore red pants before a battle. The captain answered, "Arrr, it's so if I gets a cut on me, the blood stains won' show!"

He though this made sense, and didn't think anything of it.

One day, the pirate ship faced a large battle, against as many as 1000 ships. When the captain saw the ships out in the bay, he called the second mate over, and ordered him to bring his brown pair of pants.

I went into a bank the other day and asked the cashier to check my balance. She pushed me over!

What was the name of the bank? Kujibiki?
It's bad because none of you will get it.

Lackadaisy is not upstanding member of society.

That is a pun worse than mine. You should feel bad. Also, weeaboo.