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Male of Female?
Male 61%  61%  [ 72 ]
Female 39%  39%  [ 47 ]
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[spoiler]You lost the game.[/spoiler]


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[spoiler]You're not clever.[/spoiler]

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That isn't spoiling anything


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I'm a man, thinking about becoming a hermaphrodite androgynite or something.

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Isao Kronos wrote:
I'm a man, thinking about becoming a hermaphrodite androgynite or something.

That's a decisive, life altering process. Will you go over this ordeal with your significant other before starting the process of surgery?

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I'm single.

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Awkwaaarrrddddd....

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I'm 19 and have never been with a woman. Or man. See:

1) 50-75 lbs overweight
2) awkward personality in real life
3) too busy with internet to find a woman
4) the only girls I like are:
a. real-life- hung-up over another guy
b. internet- gripy about being "fat" (see: you're not fat until you're 400 pounds, wearing tight sweatpants that say "sexy", and wearing a shirt that is about 1 size too small and too short, also a thong showing), also she doesn't like me because i jokingly hit on her and act really weird around her. lol internet. (god i hope she doesn't read this)

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Awwwwwww. AwwwWWWWWWWwWWWwwwWwW :C
I'm 16 and I've only had one boyfriend......


....although it was over the internet. >.>

LIVE THE LIFE OF A BACHELOR AND LOVE IT.


FUCK YEA PAGE GET.

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I'm lonely :cry:


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You're only 11.

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.
Plus, you're too young to worry about that. Live free little birrrrrdddddddd.

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I live the life of (on MWF) get up at 5:30, go to school, actually have school from 9-11, go home. Then I internet/read/game/etc. Some eating is also involved.

I live the life of (on T/TH/SAT/SUN) Everything in the second sentence.

Amazing how my defective mind can turn "live the life of a bachelor" into "let's describe our daily habits in generic terms". I'm a bloody idiot savant.

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
Awwwwwww. AwwwWWWWWWWwWWWwwwWwW :C
I'm 16 and I've only had one boyfriend......


....although it was over the internet. >.>

LIVE THE LIFE OF A BACHELOR AND LOVE IT.


FUCK YEA PAGE GET.


Let's hook up.

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Myk wrote:
Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
hiding pain of singleness


Let's hook up.


HUH WHAT?!?!?

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