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Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

Nachalnik wrote:

Wait, so Chris has a wikipedia page? Like a REAL wikipedia page?!

No. Not anymore, at least.

Around May 2009, Chris took another shot at trying to get rid of his terrible reputation. Somehow he figured that Wikipedia was the good counterpart to Encyclopedia Dramatica, and signed up there. After adding his name to a list of famous artists with high functioning autism, he put an autobiography of his life up until that point on his userpage.

Naturally this violated some of Wikipedia's rules, and the admins deleted both. Chris was unhappy.

Chris wrote:

Dear Sir/Madam,

LOOK, I do not have the appropriate calm state of mind to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print details, much less memorize them. I have had a LOT of SLANDEROUS TWISTS OF MY OWN WORDS done unto me in the past SOO MUCH, it is HARDEST for me to get a job in a place that does background checks, only to find that cursed E.D. Page those EVIL TROLLS created against me at the TOP of the list.

I started my OWN Wikipedia page to hopefully counter that and better the people's General Understand of the Noble Gentleman I truly am. I SPENT HOURS, recalling MEMORY after MEMORY to type up the HONEST-TO-GOD TRUTH.

I DO NOT CARE about the erroneous listings or false information listed on other pages; I ONLY WISH TO TELL THE TRUTH AND SPREAD IT ON THE INTERNET.

Plus, I have Vanessa Anne Hudgens as an honest, very close Gal-Pal, and you know very well how powerful she is as a STAR.

I have created a video on YouTube respectfully asking to leave my Wikipedia ALONE with MY HONEST TRUTH from MY OWN High-Functioning Autistic Head; my LOYAL FANBASE will be sending you letters.

UNDO YOUR DELETION, PLEASE.

--Christian Weston Chandler (talk) 01:25, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

Vanessa Hudgens was actually some guy Chris used to be friends with. Chris is also lying about ED making it hard for him to get a job, as he has never made a genuine attempt to get one. He made a video insisting that his Sonic recolor and his imagined relation to Anne Boleyn made him notable enough for a Wikipedia page and then waddled off to go play with the new CWCipedia trolls had set up for him.

Great Eyewarp · **Posted:** Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:05 pm

Ultra Bidoof wrote:

Chris wrote:

Chris Crap

Vanessa Hudgens was actually some guy Chris used to be friends with. Chris is also lying about ED making it hard for him to get a job, as he has never made a genuine attempt to get one. He made a video insisting that his Sonic recolor and his imagined relation to Anne Boleyn made him notable enough for a Wikipedia page and then waddled off to go play with the new CWCipedia trolls had set up for him.

n mmbn hb gttg gb

^headkeyboard

He just keeps digging his own grave, making himself look worse and worse, acting dumber and dumber. I mean, "Noble Gentleman"? This is just painful.

Kiyske · **Posted:** Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:25 pm

Pffft.

Airigh · **Posted:** Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:38 pm

Yep, started on the first page.
Although it won't make too much sense without the second, because this page really just consists of Chris talking and then me kicking his chair over.

Leaxi · **Posted:** Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:55 pm

Airigh wrote:

Yep, started on the first page.
Although it won't make too much sense without the second, because this page really just consists of Chris talking and then me kicking his chair over.

That sounds like a good first page.

Airigh · **Posted:** Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:19 pm

Leaxi wrote:

Airigh wrote:

Yep, started on the first page.
Although it won't make too much sense without the second, because this page really just consists of Chris talking and then me kicking his chair over.

That sounds like a good first page.

Thank you.
Still wouldn't make too much sense without the second page to give a little more context. Not too much more, but some.
I don't know, I just feel better about posting a couple pages at a time.

vealin99 · **Posted:** Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:25 pm

ARE YOU HERE ZANG?

The people in the room would like to talk to you

Ultra Bidoof · **Joined:** Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:39 am **Posts:** 370

vealin99 wrote:

ARE YOU HERE Panties?

The people in the room would like to talk to you

To tide you all over here's a picture of Chris's parents.

This was taken in 2007.

Their condition has deteriorated a lot since then. Bob was hospitalized last March when his heart decided to make like his son and fail. For the fifth time. He still eats at Burger King. Barb has lost weight, but only due to colitis. They both look like death now, apparently.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:01 pm

Larry the Cucumber is hanging out of his ear.

vealin99 · **Posted:** Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:27 pm

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Airigh · **Posted:** Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:15 pm

Whelp it seems that Chris's parents are going to die in the next few years.
Not sure what to think for the guy.
Although Chris's health isn't too good either, with the way he treats his body he's probably going to have a heart attack in the next 20 years. And if he's living by himself, well, no one can call the cops if no one sees it...

I'm really not sure what to think about this. Huh.

Explotaro · **Posted:** Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:45 pm

I might actually feel a little sympathy when is parents die. Losing any family member sucks. Then after a day, I'll forget all about it.

Cori · **Posted:** Thu Jan 13, 2011 1:11 am

I think he would have to be put in a home for special needs people after his parents die. He simply cannot take care of himself without constant supervision.

Zink · **Posted:** Thu Jan 13, 2011 3:00 pm

Explotaro wrote:

I might actually feel a little sympathy when is parents die. Losing any family member sucks.

It really does suck. Especially their funeral interferes with a day you plan to spend eating pancakes.

Just ask Chris

Explotaro · **Posted:** Thu Jan 13, 2011 3:09 pm

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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