AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I hope you guys have as much fun reading this as I had writing it.

All the art is by Chloe, as usual.

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afskgjasdlkfjghTHE WORLD TURNED PANK.
DAMMIT, YOU GINGER FIEND. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.


'???' means 'Ginger Fiend' obviously.



PFFFTTTTTHAHAHA
You have that wussy little thing?


MURDER IT








(I really hope someone gets this joke.)






Take THAT, Ginger Fiend!




Actually, yes. I SURE SHOWED YOU, ASSHAT. Now give me all your money or Pouncer will eat your head.


Thanks very much.


Hey that took a while it is night now.


Sorry, didn't catch that. Sounded a bit like 'Asshat' to me.



CHEE-ZY


Captain Asshat over there PUNCHED ME again. I'm going to go hurt Elm for making me go all day without breakfast.



Hello, giant flying wooden sign.


Ledge buddy.



*yawn*


*stomach growls*






Well aren't you a duo of geniuses.



Not really. :V




Really? Awesome.






A young male what with red hair?
Human? I beat the shit out of one on my way over here.




Sort of.


Yeeeessssss.


No problem, officer. :>


Elm. Elm you idiot. You left the window open.


Not really. That Chikorita was a piece of crap.


An unprepared omelette.



Oh come on, no need to step back so far. All I did was throw it to you.


You're the scientist.


Of course. The concept of breeding is foreign to the nerdy types.



Wait don't you have a kid?



I figured I could sell it or something.




Really? Does that mean it's worth a lot?




"You may have what it takes

The whazzit.



I keep Pouncer well-fed.



What for? Just a WASTE OF TIME.



There were two battling losers and a small shrub in my way when I tried to get there.



I'm telling you, man, not interested.



I'm not going anywhere. Except back to my house.


WHAT DO YOU WANT.






I can throw them at people if they annoy me, I guess.



Thanks anyway.


BREAKFAST TIME about thirteen hours after I should had it and then maybe some TV.


HEY MOOOO- GASP. Mom!


You have left your seat!


You must have wandered into the kitchen and got lost!


He eats heads.


The balding man who works next door.


...you in there?



Nothing, I'm fine!


You're terrible at saving money! That's why I have the only bedroom!



If it will make you pop flyin', then yes.


Sure you will.


Why are you staring off into space so much lately?


UGH, MOM. I'M NOT EVEN GOING ANYWHERE.




I will answer the call of the living room. Come on, Pouncer. Bring your Pidgey.


Awwww yeah, watching some TEEEEEVEEEEE.






MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
POUNCER AND I ARE LEAVING.
WE ARE GOING TO TAKE THE GYM CHALLENGE AND DESTROY LANCE'S GONADS FOR HOGGING ALL THE ORANGE JUICE!
GOOD BYE.


*grumble grumble*















Meanwhile, in Violet City...

THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM.

Oh my gosh

Ch-Chloe, that picture of the rival...

*snrk* BAHAHA~

That rival drawing is awesome.

I'm loving this LP. Keep up the good work you two!

Thanks very much!

Next update will be on page 6, so keep on posting if you want to see more.


I'll need to bug Chloe into drawing more things now...

...is that a bird in that Totodile's mouth?

Yes.

Lol. Top notch job. Makes me want to do a LP of fire red for no reason.

Ginny woulda been funny.

Is what I was thinking until that last picture of Sil- I mean Asshat

I WILL! HAVE! FURY!
I LAUGH AT DEFEAT!
I FIGHT WITH RAGE!
I HURT YOUR FACES!

Post 12, 3 more for page get.

"Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
"Fawful is on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"
"I HAVE FAWFUL!"
"All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!"
"Fawfully-doo! Where are you?! Dark Star, needing you! Dark power, yoo-hoo! WHERE TO FIND YOU..."
Scooby-Doo tune for that last one.


ALMOST TO THE NEXT PAGE RAHHHH

Post 14,

How are you [CN]? Everything good?

Now we can have a new update. Don't thank me ma'am I'm just doing my job as a good citizen of AZtropolis.