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The worst I've seen was just the horrid used smokes and cigarettes all over the toilet seats and floors.
OH GOD WAIT. WORSE ACTUALLY WAS when SOME GIRL didn't flush during her Period.
Oh god.
I just thought someone bled to death in there for a minute. It was disturbing and made me want to change my gender.

me going to the bathroom

"today, is splendid day to go m-"

*sees a giant shit monster*

"AHHH"

that is me everytime in the school's bathroom FLUSH THE daisies TOILET!

Still holds true for more than three. General rule is that you never use the one between two occupied ones.

Black mold in the sink.
I hate gas station bathrooms.

When I was at university I knew some guy - he seemed okay, but he hung out with a bunch of stoners and retards.

One day, he went off on one, boasting about how they had shat, rustled, and jizzed all over a restaurant's toilet facilities.

He thought it was clever.

I assaulted him verbally.

It riled me up not just because some poor soul has got to clean that up, but I've had the misfortune of walking into public toilets and witnessing pretty awful conditions...

...but this guy, he's in university, and he's acting like a fucking fucktard.


I was so fucking angry.

I'm angry just reflecting on it.

Someone in my schoool somehow got a qaurter into the soap dispenser, it looked like there was a hole tthe qaurter could've gone through, but the soap has been up to the level of that hole and didn't spill out. Other then that, someone apparently threw toilet paper all around the bathrooms, so it had to be closed to be cleaned, for multiple days. It was so godamn hard holding it in until I realized that there's another bathroom.

Uhh... did you not run away or anything?

Wow, this reminds me...

Back when I was in elementary school, we had an announcement in the morning...

Apparently someone was repeatedly spreading poop on the walls in the boy's bathroom.

They'd wait until it was clean and do it over and over again.

I have never been so glad to be a girl.

some guy came in one of our bathrooms

oh boy..another one now.
I'm not sure if this is one person or many, but all I know is that there is a nose picker at my mall and he likes to rub it all over the bathroom stalls.
And another time, someone decided it was a great idea to miss the toilet completely and take a shit all over the toilet seat and on the floor.
Thankfully it was on my day off, so I didn't have to clean it
But remember kids, I'm one of those poor souls who has to clean up your mess. ;p

Some prick did that when I was in elementary school too. Only ever saw it once, but even that was too much.

Also, I noticed this today when our toilet refused to stop filling the tank (the stopper wasn't sealed, so it was emptying the tank even as it filled) and I had to open the tank to fix it; dried ejaculate on the edge of the tank cover. God knows how long it's been there. Thankfully, I didn't touch it...

Also, back when I was working at a fast food joint, I had to clean up a massive amount of binge-drinking induced vomit. The person had ate salmon before that, so it was colored and smelled of fish. I haven't been able to stomach fish since.

Geez. Our school bathrooms are pristine compared to all yours. Maybe Pennsylvanians are neat freaks.

In one of my school bathrooms someone had taken a crap and there was an out of order sign on the stall, the worst part was is there was like grass and stuff growing on it

No, we're just so fucktarded it's never even occurred to us to be "naughty" in the bathrooms.

Eh... Nasty bathrooms don't normaly bother me that much. What really bothers me is when people don't know the "Great Urinal Law"
I swear it should be passed as a FEDERAL LAW
In my school its 1-3-5 since there are usualy 5 Urinals in the bathroom.
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