
Nice art there. How old is he, seven? Looks like it.

He is standing on a ledge coming out of seemingly nowhere. I think this castle is in a valley or something.

No-one tells me what to do! Im not pressing start, im gonna press A. I do so, and it displays the title sequence again. Guess ill obey for now.

I dub thee.. LONK!

A quest? Guess I will accept. Might get some phat loot.

I am in a place. Dont ask me where. I shall head right, because you always go right. Right seems to always be a good way to go.

Whoa I move right and the entire earth is shifted to the left or something. Crazy screen change.

I shall partake on a grand mission of talking to everyone. Seems like a fun place.

Yes, yes I am. Do you have a point?

Shes a popular dancer? Maybe if I woo her with my manly LONKiness, she will make me popular and I can sit at the cool kids lunch table! Yay!

WORRIED? About LONK? Pish-posh, LONK does not need be worried over!

How do you know my name? I never told you it.


To recap, she was in the woods, and saw a red flash of manliness, the grand entrance of LONK. But I was asleep or something.

OH NO IM SURROUNDED! I GIVE UP! Wait I dont see any mystery. Oh I get it. Never mind.

Yay this is a sure invite to the popular kids lunch table!

Unfortunately I stink at dancing. I look like im trying to balance on one leg.

What party was I at last night? I appeared in a red flash, slept for a while, and I must have gotten a tattoo at some point? Can you even get a tattoo in this time period?

Apparently my tattoo is a sacred mark here. Interesting.

Im a hero? And im special? But the "Special" kids never get invited to the cool kids lunch table!
