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Sloth
 Post subject: Re: Hells yeah memory manipulation.
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Unless I convince you that you don't have that power.
but then everything could burst into flames D:
Also, Opera has no .gif speed control, so I see really fast dogs.


Assuming my power is anything like the movie Push, I'd be able to turn you into my mind-bitch.

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Exeres
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Furtive Assimilation

Nothing to do with upstanding members of society.

Apparently I can easily infiltrate an evil lair by walking through the front door and acting like one of the henchmen.

It's a Jedi thing.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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Stranaton
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Furtive Assimilation

Nothing to do with upstanding members of society.

Apparently I can easily infiltrate an evil lair by walking through the front door and acting like one of the henchmen.

It's a Jedi thing.

EXERES IS SPY!

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Zorinth
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First power was pregnancy, secon is Precognitin, so i can get pregnent and I know when in the future i will get pregnent. Great powers. At least I can see the future though, so I know who not to, and when not to bang.

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Shoolis
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Elemental transmutation aka alchemy.

THE EVERYTHING IS NOW DIAMONDS.

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The user can transmutate chemical elements with their mind. Can change any element into solid form, liquid form, gaseous form, or even plasma form.


THE EVERYTHING IS NOW PLASMA
:science:

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This is for you King Ghidorah....

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Mimicry

sword made of 100 dollar bills....
giant paper airplane.
fucking awesome

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but then you reach out to grab it and it's just a hologram of a dick. -Exeres

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electronic goat
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With my powers I would go into a crowded area, set everyone to sleep, kill someone, and everyone would have to guess which person is missing! :awesomeface:

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D-vid
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Computer manipulation

The ability to manipulate computers and other information systems and networks through physical presence.

Phase 1: Become Super-Otacon
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs45/f/2009/124/8/9/MGS1_Otacon_ending_by_Gobeur.png
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Crawfish
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Deoxygenation

At first I thought it would be control over nucleic acids.

But it just means I get to choke bitches.

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[Citation Needed]
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Deoxygenation

At first I thought it would be control over nucleic acids.

That is exactly what I thought.


But instead you get to pretend to be Darth Vader.

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Komodoensis
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Poison Immunity.
It is only fitting that a poisonous snake is immune to poison.

Second Power.
Time Travel

LEEETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAAAIIIIN~

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Exeres
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So, I have the powers of Furtive Assimilation to blend into any crowd I wish, Pain Inducement to cause blinding agony in whomever I choose, and finally, I Fart.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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How is that even a super power?

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Valbrandur
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Oh god, I can totally get that super power.
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Exeres
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So I sneak into a crowd and LET ONE RIP. And then use my Assimilation powers to blame it on someone else.

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