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PostPosted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 6:04 pm 
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Naked chainsaw masturbation has nothing to do with this forum, Spoony, why did you bring it up?


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Why do you bring up my most secret shame


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AAAHHHH


AAAAAAAHHHH WHY DID YOU PUT THAT PICTURE INTO MY MIND

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Panties wrote:
But I can't figure her out. If she still likes me, then why did she break up with me? If she doesn't, why does she want to write to me and walk with me?


If she broke up with you because she thought she liked two other guys, I would advise you to tell her you won't take her back until she makes up her mind about it.

Even if she feels like she still likes you and regrets breaking up with you, she did it for a reason. It's a very, very, Idon'tknowhowmuchmoreIcanstress very common thing for teenagers to "mistakeningly" break up with someone, thinking they don't like them enough, or that they like somebody else, and then they try to rush back to the relationship they ended.

It's not pretty. But it's ultimately your decision. If she makes you pop flyin', then... she makes you pop flyin'.

But I'm speaking from experience and that's my two cents. :I

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Naked chainsaw masturbation has nothing to do with this forum, Spoony, why did you bring it up?


Naked chainsaw masturbation, why does that sound so, familiar? Like someone I knew had a fetish for that....

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It's a pretty good summary of what the Chainsaw Massacre mutation was like in L4D2, at the very least.


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They need to bring that baaaaaaaack.

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Well. It's over now I guess

The guy that had treated her bad before I met her? The one that called her a whore? She slept with him the week after she broke up with me. twice.

We're just friends now, but it still kinda gets to me sometimes.

While I was dating her, I convinced myself I would do anything to protect her and make her pop flyin', even if that meant endangering my life.

Looking back though, I'm glad I got to experience that. That guy may have got something that I secretly wanted all along. But I got something he didn't; I got to feel love. I got to see the look on her face when I told her I'd stay after school with her and hang out. I got to hold her while she was crying and tell her everything would be okay. I got to feel something I thought I would never feel for a long time.

And in the end I'm glad she broke up with me, instead of something else ending it and hurting her. I guess in the end I'm glad I got hurt instead of her. I'm glad that, when I look back, I can say I made a difference in someone's life for the better.

I'm glad I could make her pop flyin', if only for a while.

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Well thanks for the update man I'm sure everybody's going to sleep better tonight.


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Spoony, for the love of God, will you stop this shitfest?

I mean, I've done some immature and stupid things here in the past, I know that and I'm sorry, but the entire time I've been on this site you have done nothing but continue with your derogatory comments and sarcastic attitude towards me.

Look, I've seen you do good, and I know that, underneath it all, you're a good person. Now can we at put this shit behind us and move on?

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I was of the impression that this thread exists for the express purpose of posting depressing pictures. Mostly because that's what everybody had been doing for ninety odd pages before you decided to post this obnoxious pre-teen wangsty bullshit. I think you need a myspace page, kiddo. Now, I have tried to get this back on topic. I have. I'm going to try again. If you're going to post more ostentatious drivel, then that's great. I'll probably mock you for it again.

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Spoony wrote:
decided to post this obnoxious pre-teen wangsty bullshit.

If you're going to post more ostentatious drivel, then that's great. I'll probably mock you for it again.


i didn't realize that was all this thread was for.

Look Spoony, I'm sorry for whatever I did to piss you off in the past. Now can we just put it behind us? I'm tired of the negativity between us.

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Actually I'm kind of with Zang on this one.

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Agreed.


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People have posted their own stories here before. It's not just pictures.

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