Explaination: Deuce, Shaggy, Yeili and I (Strelok) were in an audio chat. Darkly had the call on hold for over half an hour, so Deuce dropped him. We were waiting to see how long it would be until Darkly noticed that we dropped him. It was well over an hour, and Darkly still hadn't noticed. Unfortunately for the fun of everybody else, my inner /b/tard came out.
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[9:42:55 PM] Strelok: I think that I hear my CALLING.
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[9:43:31 PM] Strelok: I thought it was rather cold today.
[9:43:37 PM] Strelok: Deuce, what's your CALL?
[9:43:48 PM] ceiling Deuce: SHUT UP DEF
[9:43:49 PM] lyra: yeah
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[9:45:14 PM] Star: I don't really see why you're upset then.
[9:45:18 PM] lyra: I always defend my beliefs
[9:45:24 PM] Star: You should be pop flyin' you're keeping your opinions no matter the circumstance.
[9:45:27 PM] lyra: if I state my opinion, someone disagrees with me
[9:45:31 PM] Darkly: I read that as "I always defend my balls"
[9:45:33 PM] lyra: and then I tell them why it's my opinion
[9:45:34 PM] Darkly: I don't know why.
[9:45:36 PM] Darkly: I just don't.
[9:45:46 PM] lyra: and they go "WELL I THINK YOU'RE DUMB LOL" or something more mature
[9:45:51 PM] Strelok: Well, shouldn't you defend your beliefs? Otherwise you can't really CALL them beliefs.
[9:45:56 PM] ceiling Deuce: SHUT UP
[9:45:56 PM] lyra: yeah.
[9:45:57 PM] Darkly: DEF
[9:45:59 PM] Darkly: GOD daisies
[9:45:59 PM] Darkly: }:[
[9:46:04 PM] lyra: Goddamnit
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[9:47:44 PM] Darkly: Def, go play CALL of Duty now, or something.
[9:48:13 PM] Strelok: Oh, so that's what it's CALLED?
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[9:48:46 PM] ceiling Deuce: def stop trying to be subtle
[9:49:12 PM] Darkly: Yeah, Def, just go. CALL of Duty 4 awaits
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[9:56:34 PM] ceiling Deuce: darkly
[9:56:35 PM] ceiling Deuce: darkly
[9:56:37 PM] ceiling Deuce: darkly
[9:56:38 PM] Darkly: what
[9:56:38 PM] ceiling Deuce: darkly
[9:56:40 PM] ceiling Deuce: DARKLY
[9:56:41 PM] Darkly: WHAT
[9:56:42 PM] ceiling Deuce: TALK
[9:56:42 PM] ceiling Deuce: TO
[9:56:43 PM] ceiling Deuce: US
[9:56:44 PM] Darkly: I AM TALKING
[9:56:47 PM] Darkly: GOD daisies
[9:56:49 PM] ceiling Deuce: NO
[9:56:50 PM] ceiling Deuce: YOU'RE TYPING
[9:56:54 PM] Darkly: WELL WHAT THE FUCK
[9:56:56 PM] Thoven: naked
[9:57:00 PM] Darkly: I'M NOT IN THE CALL
[9:57:01 PM] lyra: well yes
[9:57:03 PM] Thoven: XD
[9:57:05 PM] lyra: typically people fuck naked
[9:57:07 PM] ceiling Deuce: FUCK that took you long enough
[9:57:09 PM] Darkly: GOD FUCKING daisies
[9:57:21 PM] ceiling Deuce: we were sitting here in the call laughing our asses off
[9:57:24 PM] Darkly: SOMEONE TELL DEUCE I'M NOT IN THE CALL
[9:57:26 PM] ceiling Deuce: wondering when'd you'd notice
[9:57:34 PM] Darkly: >:|
[9:57:35 PM] Darkly: Well that's nice.
[9:57:39 PM] Darkly: More jokes on me.
[9:57:42 PM] Darkly: Haw haw hilarious
[9:57:44 PM] ceiling Deuce: Def kept saying CALL
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[9:58:28 PM] lyra: "DEF. SHUT UP." "yeah"
[9:58:28 PM] ceiling Deuce: We wanted to see how long it'd take you to notice
[9:58:01 PM] Darkly says: BECAUSE APPARENTLY I'M THE ONLY ONE WORTH PICKING ON
[9:58:08 PM] ceiling Deuce says: you didn't notice very quickly
[9:58:48 PM] Darkly: Well gee I'm grateful I'm funny to you.
[9:59:01 PM] Darkly: Hilarious that my neglection makes hilarity ensue.
[9:59:32 PM] Darkly: Why the fuck was I the one picked to not be in the call
[9:59:37 PM] Darkly: Why the fuck WAS there someone not picked
[9:59:38 PM] ceiling Deuce: You had your call held
[9:59:48 PM] lyra: for a long time
[9:59:51 PM] ceiling Deuce: shaggy told me to do it
[9:59:52 PM] Darkly: OTHER PEOPLE HAD THEIR CALL HELD TOO
[9:59:54 PM] ceiling Deuce: NO
[9:59:55 PM] Darkly: GOD FUCKING daisies
[9:59:57 PM] lyra: not as long as you
[9:59:58 PM] ceiling Deuce: JUST YOU DARKLY
[10:00:16 PM] ceiling Deuce: YEILI DEF AND SHAGGY WERE IN ON IT
[10:00:16 PM] Almajareh: inbed
[10:00:23 PM] lyra: yes kadoom
[10:00:24 PM] Darkly: Bring me the fuck back in then, you asshat.
[10:00:24 PM] lyra: in bed
[10:00:25 PM] ceiling Deuce: DEF ENCOURAGED DROPPING THE CALL ON YOU
[10:00:32 PM] lyra: inbed