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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2009 9:54 pm 
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[9:54:09 PM] Thoven: wait, what did I do
[9:54:18 PM] Thoven: and she has tiddies
[9:54:25 PM] Thoven: wait that came out wrong

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Yeili says: I'm watching star play with her dogs 8D
Yeili says: "That's not the frog, that's the wall."
Yeili says: "Be one with the frog."
Yeili says: "Embrace the lemon"
Yeili says: "KRSLKJDSFS"
Yeili says: "Your frog isn't in the lemon."


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[6:49:23 PM] ceiling Deuce says: i love my tits
[6:49:33 PM] Darkly says: Birds are lovely, aren't they
[6:49:43 PM] ceiling Deuce says: tits as in my breasts
[6:49:54 PM] Darkly says: But those aren't the same bird
[6:49:55 PM] ceiling Deuce says: tits, honkers, tiddies, knockers, jugs, cream puffs
[6:50:13 PM] Yeili says: You forgot Hooters.
[6:50:19 PM] ceiling Deuce says: OH MY GOD I DID
[6:50:20 PM] ceiling Deuce says: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[6:50:22 PM] ceiling Deuce says: AK;SDH

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[5/13/2013 11:58:45 PM] egoat: th-thanks, obama?


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 8:24 pm 
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(This was in the audio chat)

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Defensetrator2.0: NURT
Darkly Nightman: NURT
Defensetrator2.0: NUUURT
Darkly Nightman: NUUURT
Darkly Nightman: NURT NUUURT NUUUUURT
Defensetrator2.0: NUURT NUURT NUURT
Darkly Nightman: NUUUUUUUUURT
Defensetrator2.0: NURT NURT NURT NURT

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:40 pm 
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Also in the audio chat.

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MissStarseed: It's sticky and it's everywhere...
MissStarseed: I've got goo on my chin.
MissStarseed: Oh god, it's even in the shape of a penis on my chair.


[spoiler]She was talking about milk that shot out of her nose.[/spoiler]

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[spoiler]Maybe Starseed should lay off the milk while on the internets. :I[/spoiler]

(I'm the second one)
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Rawr says:
When it's an old angry man, it's not 'screwing', it's 'screwin''
Quit screwing around, kids says:
Hm?
Rawr says:
Quit screwin' around, kids
Quit screwing around, kids says:
FINE
Quit screwing around, kids says:
GEEZ
Quit screwin' around, kids says:
pop flyin'!?
Rawr says:
YES. <3
Quit screwin' around, kids says:
=]:<
Rawr says:
<333333333333333
Quit screwin' around, kids says:
=]8<
Rawr says:
Nyu~~? ^-^
Quit screwin' around, kids says:
=] <
Quit screwin' around, kids says:
(Eyes exploded)

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I actually had three near misses with that glass of milk before Def finally made me laugh too hard.

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
I actually had three near misses with that glass of milk before Def finally made me laugh too hard.

'Look! They nearly missed!'

'Yes, but not quite.'

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Quit screwin' around, kids says:
WHATCHA DOIN?
Rawr says:
losing to cu chaspel
Rawr says:
HE'S A PRICK
Quit screwin' around, kids says:
Who?
Rawr says:
CU.
Rawr says:
CHAS.
Rawr says:
PEL.
Quit screwin' around, kids says:
Never heard.
Rawr says:
assistant to the heirophant?
Quit screwin' around, kids says:
The what?
Rawr says:
ASSUMED LEADER TO THE REBENA TE RA CHURCH?
Rawr says:
THE MOON GOD?
Rawr says:
HOLY CRAP LEILA.
Quit screwin' around, kids says:
]8
Rawr says:
xD!

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[1:53:59 PM] Almajareh says: did yeili just get here or am i just not paying attention?
[1:54:10 PM] Yeili says: Huh?
[1:54:21 PM] Yeili says: I've been here for like two and a half hours.
[1:54:27 PM] Almajareh says: oh...
[1:54:29 PM] Almajareh says: ...
[1:54:32 PM] Almajareh says: ...HI.
[1:54:40 PM] Yeili says: You're too late.
[1:55:36 PM] Almajareh says: ...D:

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This entire thread needs an award :awesome:
My skype is teximexican whenever you're bored enough to chat
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I have no IM quotes because I'm lame like that

BUT I posted to suggest something: We need a podcast or something.

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Fauche: Not yet.


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[8:54:18 PM] lyra says: Deuce, at least wrap the towel around you, for God's sake
[8:54:21 PM] lyra says: have some decency
[8:54:23 PM] ceiling Deuce says: no
[8:54:26 PM] Thoven says: :L
[8:54:29 PM] ceiling Deuce says: Darkly, I'm in my shut and locked room
[8:54:32 PM] ceiling Deuce says: No one can see me
[8:54:38 PM] lyra says: I'm Lyra
[8:54:45 PM] ceiling Deuce says: AHAHAHHA
[8:54:47 PM] lyra says: Not Darkly


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[9:52:23 PM] Thoven says: I love you too Lyra :C
[9:52:24 PM] lyra says: just... fuck you


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[9:52:58 PM] lyra says: Deuce are you still naked?
[9:53:01 PM] ceiling Deuce says: yes
[9:53:02 PM] Darkly says: Yes.

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Explaination: Deuce, Shaggy, Yeili and I (Strelok) were in an audio chat. Darkly had the call on hold for over half an hour, so Deuce dropped him. We were waiting to see how long it would be until Darkly noticed that we dropped him. It was well over an hour, and Darkly still hadn't noticed. Unfortunately for the fun of everybody else, my inner /b/tard came out.

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[9:42:55 PM] Strelok: I think that I hear my CALLING.


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[9:43:31 PM] Strelok: I thought it was rather cold today.
[9:43:37 PM] Strelok: Deuce, what's your CALL?
[9:43:48 PM] ceiling Deuce: SHUT UP DEF
[9:43:49 PM] lyra: yeah


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[9:45:14 PM] Star: I don't really see why you're upset then.
[9:45:18 PM] lyra: I always defend my beliefs
[9:45:24 PM] Star: You should be pop flyin' you're keeping your opinions no matter the circumstance.
[9:45:27 PM] lyra: if I state my opinion, someone disagrees with me
[9:45:31 PM] Darkly: I read that as "I always defend my balls"
[9:45:33 PM] lyra: and then I tell them why it's my opinion
[9:45:34 PM] Darkly: I don't know why.
[9:45:36 PM] Darkly: I just don't.
[9:45:46 PM] lyra: and they go "WELL I THINK YOU'RE DUMB LOL" or something more mature
[9:45:51 PM] Strelok: Well, shouldn't you defend your beliefs? Otherwise you can't really CALL them beliefs.
[9:45:56 PM] ceiling Deuce: SHUT UP
[9:45:56 PM] lyra: yeah.
[9:45:57 PM] Darkly: DEF
[9:45:59 PM] Darkly: GOD daisies
[9:45:59 PM] Darkly: }:[
[9:46:04 PM] lyra: Goddamnit


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[9:47:44 PM] Darkly: Def, go play CALL of Duty now, or something.
[9:48:13 PM] Strelok: Oh, so that's what it's CALLED?


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[9:48:46 PM] ceiling Deuce: def stop trying to be subtle
[9:49:12 PM] Darkly: Yeah, Def, just go. CALL of Duty 4 awaits


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[9:56:34 PM] ceiling Deuce: darkly
[9:56:35 PM] ceiling Deuce: darkly
[9:56:37 PM] ceiling Deuce: darkly
[9:56:38 PM] Darkly: what
[9:56:38 PM] ceiling Deuce: darkly
[9:56:40 PM] ceiling Deuce: DARKLY
[9:56:41 PM] Darkly: WHAT
[9:56:42 PM] ceiling Deuce: TALK
[9:56:42 PM] ceiling Deuce: TO
[9:56:43 PM] ceiling Deuce: US
[9:56:44 PM] Darkly: I AM TALKING
[9:56:47 PM] Darkly: GOD daisies
[9:56:49 PM] ceiling Deuce: NO
[9:56:50 PM] ceiling Deuce: YOU'RE TYPING
[9:56:54 PM] Darkly: WELL WHAT THE FUCK
[9:56:56 PM] Thoven: naked
[9:57:00 PM] Darkly: I'M NOT IN THE CALL
[9:57:01 PM] lyra: well yes
[9:57:03 PM] Thoven: XD
[9:57:05 PM] lyra: typically people fuck naked
[9:57:07 PM] ceiling Deuce: FUCK that took you long enough
[9:57:09 PM] Darkly: GOD FUCKING daisies
[9:57:21 PM] ceiling Deuce: we were sitting here in the call laughing our asses off
[9:57:24 PM] Darkly: SOMEONE TELL DEUCE I'M NOT IN THE CALL
[9:57:26 PM] ceiling Deuce: wondering when'd you'd notice
[9:57:34 PM] Darkly: >:|
[9:57:35 PM] Darkly: Well that's nice.
[9:57:39 PM] Darkly: More jokes on me.
[9:57:42 PM] Darkly: Haw haw hilarious
[9:57:44 PM] ceiling Deuce: Def kept saying CALL


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[9:58:28 PM] lyra: "DEF. SHUT UP." "yeah"
[9:58:28 PM] ceiling Deuce: We wanted to see how long it'd take you to notice
[9:58:01 PM] Darkly says: BECAUSE APPARENTLY I'M THE ONLY ONE WORTH PICKING ON
[9:58:08 PM] ceiling Deuce says: you didn't notice very quickly
[9:58:48 PM] Darkly: Well gee I'm grateful I'm funny to you.
[9:59:01 PM] Darkly: Hilarious that my neglection makes hilarity ensue.
[9:59:32 PM] Darkly: Why the fuck was I the one picked to not be in the call
[9:59:37 PM] Darkly: Why the fuck WAS there someone not picked
[9:59:38 PM] ceiling Deuce: You had your call held
[9:59:48 PM] lyra: for a long time
[9:59:51 PM] ceiling Deuce: shaggy told me to do it
[9:59:52 PM] Darkly: OTHER PEOPLE HAD THEIR CALL HELD TOO
[9:59:54 PM] ceiling Deuce: NO
[9:59:55 PM] Darkly: GOD FUCKING daisies
[9:59:57 PM] lyra: not as long as you
[9:59:58 PM] ceiling Deuce: JUST YOU DARKLY
[10:00:16 PM] ceiling Deuce: YEILI DEF AND SHAGGY WERE IN ON IT
[10:00:16 PM] Almajareh: inbed
[10:00:23 PM] lyra: yes kadoom
[10:00:24 PM] Darkly: Bring me the fuck back in then, you asshat.
[10:00:24 PM] lyra: in bed
[10:00:25 PM] ceiling Deuce: DEF ENCOURAGED DROPPING THE CALL ON YOU
[10:00:32 PM] lyra: inbed


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[6:53:58 PM] Star says: I have a bad temper.
[6:54:00 PM] Star says: A bad, bad temper.
[6:54:03 PM] Star says: I just try to keep it to myself.
[6:54:12 PM] Star says: When I blow up, I blow up big.
[6:54:16 PM] lyra says: ...
[6:54:17 PM] lyra says: Star...
[6:54:18 PM] ceiling Deuce says: in bed
[6:54:19 PM] lyra says: never say that again
[6:54:21 PM] Thoven says: gross, star
[6:54:26 PM] Star says: HGAFLEA
[6:54:29 PM] Thoven says: lawl
[6:54:30 PM] Star says: SHUT UP I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY
[6:54:30 PM] Darkly says: HGA FLEA
[6:54:30 PM] lyra says: FLEA?
[6:54:31 PM] ceiling Deuce says: FEMALE ORGASM
[6:54:33 PM] lyra says: WHERE?
[6:54:36 PM] lyra says: i mean
[6:54:37 PM] lyra says: the flea
[6:54:38 PM] Almajareh says: inbed
[6:54:38 PM] Thoven says: XD
[6:54:40 PM] lyra says: not the orgasm
[6:54:42 PM] Darkly says: THE FLEA
[6:54:47 PM] Star says: HGA FLEA
[6:54:49 PM] lyra says: FLEA ORGASMS
[6:54:52 PM] Darkly says: NO
[6:54:53 PM] Thoven says: QUOTE IT!
[6:54:54 PM] Almajareh says: I HAVE SO MUCH TO WUOTE
[6:54:58 PM] Strelok says: FLEA ORGY
[6:55:00 PM] Almajareh says: fuck
[6:55:00 PM] *** lyra has changed the chat topic to "HGA FLEA" ***
[6:55:00 PM] Darkly says: WUOTE?
[6:55:01 PM] Darkly says: OK
[6:55:04 PM] ceiling Deuce says: FURPILE
[6:55:05 PM] Strelok says: FLEA OB/GYN
[6:55:08 PM] ceiling Deuce says: IT'S upstanding member of society ORGY TIME
[6:55:11 PM] lyra says: NOOOO
[6:55:12 PM] Thoven says: OH SHI-
[6:55:12 PM] Almajareh says: *hides*
[6:55:14 PM] Star says: HGA FLEA is like our new slogan or something.
[6:55:15 PM] lyra says: *fleAs*
[6:55:15 PM] Darkly says: *jumps on Star's head*
[6:55:19 PM] ceiling Deuce says: SHAGGY YOU KNOW YOU WNAT IN ON IT
[6:55:22 PM] ceiling Deuce says: A BUNCH OF NAKED CHICKS
[6:55:26 PM] lyra says: WHAT'S A WNAT
[6:55:29 PM] lyra says: A NEW KIND OF GNAT
[6:55:30 PM] ceiling Deuce says: WHAT STRAIGHT GUY WOULD SAY NO
[6:55:33 PM] ceiling Deuce says: SHUT UP LYRA
[6:55:35 PM] lyra says: PERFECT FOR OUR HGA FLEA, HUH
[6:55:37 PM] Thoven says: but but but
[6:55:37 PM] Almajareh says: *throws shaggy a smoke bomb*
[6:55:44 PM] ceiling Deuce says: I THOUGHT YOU'D BE SMART ENOUGH TO RECOGNIZE A TYPO
[6:55:45 PM] Darkly says: <Shaggy started crying!>
[6:55:47 PM] Star says: I read that as snake bomb
[6:55:49 PM] Star says: and I was like
[6:55:49 PM] Darkly says: Way to go, Doom
[6:55:50 PM] Star says: Dude
[6:55:51 PM] lyra says: someone quote this whole thing up from when Star "explodes"
[6:55:55 PM] Star says: A snake bomb would be so awesome
[6:55:59 PM] Almajareh says: snake bomb...
[6:56:00 PM] Star says: I WILL

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[9:17:35 PM] Darkly says: STAR CAN PET ME ALL THE TIME AND RIDE ME LIKE MIDNA

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