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Zang
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AND THEY ALL ORDER A DRINK

THE BLACK GUY DRINKS HIS, THROWS IT IN THE AIR AND SHOOTS IT, AND SAYS "IN THE GHETTO WE STEAL SO MANY BOTTLES, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DRINK WITH THE SAME ONE TWICE"

THE MUSLIM DRINKS HIS DRINK

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Super-big image so I'm not putting it in. Instead, I'm postan a link.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4836 ... 771498.jpg


a part of me has died

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Ugh, how much Edward Cullens/Cedric Diggory stuff is out there?

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Twilight Crossovers wrote:
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What.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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Castlevania (3) - to be fair, Dracula is pretty daisies sexy
Boy in the Stripped Pajamas (1) - not sure about this one...
CSI: Miami (5) - YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Winnie the Pooh (2) - wat
Law and Order: SVU (2) - it's funny because it's rape
Kamen Rider (1) - wat
Beavis and Butt-head (1) - I don't even...

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Haow many af them do you really think are serious?

There's probably some idiot girls who vrote some af them but many are probably just parodies.
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Fatehehhhh wrote:
> 2 TEAM FORTRESS 2 CROSSOVERS


As Bella lay in Edward's arms, her dying words echoed across the land: "NEED A DISPENSER HEEYAH"

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Fatehehhhh wrote:
Fatehehhhh wrote:
> 2 TEAM FORTRESS 2 CROSSOVERS


As Bella lay in Edward's arms, her dying words echoed across the land: "NEED A DISPENSER HEEYAH"

Nobody loves you.


[spoiler]Except Nurgle.[/spoiler]


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[spoiler]Except Nurgle.[/spoiler]


Why have you forsaken me? ;_;

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Anyway, about that horrid joke-

A black guy, a Muslim, and a cowgirl walk into a bar.


they all order drinks.

[spoiler]The black guy drinks his drink, throws it up into the air and shoots it, and says "In the ghetto, we steal so many glasses, we don't have to drink with the same one twice."[/spoiler]

[spoiler]The Muslim drinks his drink, throws it up into the air and shoots it, and says "In the dessert, we have so much sand for making glasses that we don't have to drink with the same one twice."[/spoiler]

[spoiler]The cowgirl drinks her drink, throws it up in the air, shoots the black guy and the Muslim and catches the glass and says "In America, we have so many blacks and Mulsims you don't have to drink with the same one twice."[/spoiler]

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What makes that joke so bad is that one is a race, one is a reiligon and one is a fictional "occupation"

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What makes that joke so bad is that one is a race, one is a reiligon and one is a fictional "occupation"


It offends everyone. A upstanding member of society died in the background, but wasn't even mentioned. It's the perfect joke.

Edit: This is my favorite wordfilter.

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But... Muslims don't drink alcohol.

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Meguroko wrote:
What makes that joke so bad is that one is a race, one is a reiligon and one is a fictional "occupation"


I heard it from one of the locals here

where I live one is either fascist, religionist, or intolerant to ect. ect.

but then there's like the 9% that is me and some of my friends.

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