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 Post subject: Horrible jokes thread
PostPosted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 9:39 pm 
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How do you get a hundred babies into a basket?

A blender.

How do you get them back out?

Doritos.

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Did you hear about the guy with ebola who wrote a book?

It was red all over.

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More like, old jokes thread.
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Didn't we have a thread like this before? I seem to remember a thread full of bad/intentionally bad jokes.

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There are two I think. The Pun thread and the Bad Jokes thread
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WHAT DID THE PENIS SAY TO THE OTHER PENIS



CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
WHAT DID THE PENIS SAY TO THE OTHER PENIS



CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


wat

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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how does one initiate manhood?


they fuck your mother
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AAAAAAAAAA42 wrote:
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WHAT DID THE PENIS SAY TO THE COMPUTER SCREEN

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Cocks.

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man walks into a bar

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...so then the lawyer says to the waiter, "but I ordered my steak medium-rare!"
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WHAT DID THE GUN SAY TO THE CHURCH?

PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW



SO A GUY WALKED INTO A BAR, AND SAID "OW"


THANK YOU ALL I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK.
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