Now that I have my holy quest I shall depart through this mysterious door.
Ominous.
Oh what a convenient clock.
That should be helpful in not taking three days.
He is a rapist, he gives everyone the creeps.
Just consider yourself lucky that you are a fairy. That's basically a "Get out of rape free" card.
Let's see how many rape jokes I can make in a single update, they are totally classy.
I may be incorrect, but I'm pretty sure you were traveling with him just a second ago. Wouldn't you know where he's going?
Oh well, time to find a great fairy.
I notice I actually have my OWN convenient clock, which renders that clocktower kind of silly.
Well, Skull Kid probably wouldn't hang around a boring place like this.
Except he would because are children here to molest.
They purposely keep children inside the city.
It's like a giant cornucopia of pedophiliac potential.
Time to explore, then!
I'm so glad no one cares that I am made of wood.
Found him!
Oh wait this is a balloon.
Well, they both tend to drift behind children at a disturbingly close distance.
What am I looking at
Oh dear
No we are nothing alike get away from me
He's like a upstanding member of society, but with fairies, which is terrible because there's no way to portmanteau those two words into a good insult.
My soul shivers every time you speak.
It's like this game is going out of it's way to introduce as many pedophiles as possible.
I shall fly away and leave this town of pedophiles forever!
I do not actually make it so far.
But I am in a different PART of town, that's progress.
This sounds like an obvious pedophile trap, I won't fall for it.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You have bested me twice this day, holes, but my day comes soon.
You have the look of a pedophile about you, except you are a Deku which would make you a Dekuphile.
See Tingle, this is how you should be. Easy to portmanteau.
I head back into town, prepared to portmanteau the shit out of everything.
You! You are an umbrella that spins.
A Spunbrella!
And a town guard that's bowing. A Bow-n Guard!
Hmm that was more of a pun wasn't it.
And then this guy completely throws off my vibe again.
daisies you tingle.
At least you sell maps.
Back away slowly, Lonk. Don't make eye contact.
Further explanation reveals THIS THING
Looks like he just came from an extended trip in the flying forest of faggotry.
Definitely just had a vacation there.
I was going to use that flower too.
More exploring. I find the glowy thing.
Shouldn't take more than a short flight over there.
I was headed that direction anyway, I guess.
...Took me a day to get around to it. This is a major problem when I only have three days to work with.
I return the lost fairy to it's friends.
By their powers combined, they are...
OH GOD CONETITS
OHGODOHGODOHGOD
Oh thank god she doesn't recognize me.
Oh like the time you gave me that Spin Attack.
...Which I NEVER used. Not once. Ever.
HOPEFULLY THIS ONE'S MORE USEFUL!
NOPE.AVI
I can blow combat bubbles, a power available to a rare variety of shrimp and babies everywhere.
But hey at least the Benevolent Bosoms made a cameo.
NOW I TOO CAN BE RECURSIVE
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