AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Why thank ye, captain obvious

Like the butt?

And another one, and another one, and another one bites the dust...
Ninjas - 3
Pirates - 0
Knights - -2

That's not how the song goes.

wait.


Them points ortin' ta be havin' gone t' sea dogs, (nay that we need them, We know we be awesome)

On accoun' o' 't be a ninja that made th' redundant sentence

I was thinking more of the joints of the armor itself, or the neck...

There you go

Odds, yer avatar what ye actually look like?


But as a gentleman o' fortune?

So...not the butt.

Let's go with that.

Yar har fiddle dee dee do what you want cause it's alright by me You are a pirate!

OMG, you can't see me, I'm blending in just like a pine tree.

Both pirates and ninjas have their own songs, it's a tie there.

This is the last thing I will say about this. Nothing you are saying about the Ninjas is accurate. They weren't stealthy Gary Stus who could make absolutely no noise and escape at bodaciously the speed of light. They were assassins who were only effective in situations where one could not see very far or were in limited light. On a ship or a port, the only place a pirate would ever be, Ninja tactics are utterly useless. Also, the Katana? Still can't pierce a Knight, Spartan, or most metal armor for that matter. Probably leave nasty dents and scratches, but useless when their target is in a full body suit.

No. Not the butt. It would probably be as well armored as the rest of the body, maybe a little more so.

Ye be a sore loser, yar.

Well of course they would be useless against a pirate at port, because their strength is in the shadows. And they don't use a katana for stealth kills like that, they would use a dagger or some such to get the weak points, where there is less protection. That's why I said at sea, ninjas have little to no hope at beating a pirate, and in a one-on-one honor match, the knight wins hands down. BUT in the stealth situation, which is the only situation the ninja would actually ATTACK in, the ninja wins.