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PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 1:25 pm 
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Then know that I'm your friend.
And you're many people's.
I know that "who gives friendship to one who asks for love gives bread to one who is thirsty", but I can't do more than that.

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Location: Do you see this door ? Well it's not here.
Boy loves girl
Girl likes boy
Boy says "I luv you" to girl
Girl says "I don't luv you" to boy
Girl says "But I like you" to boy
Girl says "I still want to be friends" or "I don't want to ruin this beautiful friendship" or "let's walk together amidst flowers and butterflys holding hands while not wanting to glomp each other's face" to boy
Boy says "... well okay..."
Boy rages

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I'M HER BEST FRIEND

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John Craft wrote:
Boy loves girl
Girl likes boy
Boy says "I luv you" to girl
Girl says "I don't luv you" to boy
Girl says "But I like you" to boy
Girl says "I still want to be friends" or "I don't want to ruin this beautiful friendship" or "let's walk together amidst flowers and butterflys holding hands while not wanting to glomp each other's face" to boy
Boy says "... well okay..."
Boy rages


Boy rages SILENTLY, so Girl doesn't notice, forgot to add that part

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Location: Do you see this door ? Well it's not here.
Boys rages silently because if he didn't the girl would smack his shit and say he's the biggest asshole on this planet and that she'd never wanna see him again.

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and what wouldn't she notice ? He already said he loves her, what more is there to say ? "Me sad you not love me" ? Well thanks captain obvious, fufu :3

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I don't know if its right to post this here but I need to say it.

Yesterday I broke up with Tuxedo Mask, I was suppose to do it on Saturday face to face with him, it didn't happen like that though. He called me yesterday and he induced as to if I was thinking about breaking up with him, of course I couldn't lie to him... so we had a sloppy sobbing breakup over the phone. And I cried into my parents arms even though I was the one that broke up with him, but this is my first relationship and first time breaking up with anybody.
But our relationship was unhealthy. He was obsessed with me and dedicated his life to me and worshiped me. I feel both horrible and better that I broke up with him though, because he can have a life now that he sacrificed unknowingly to me. Also I have been going though a lot of overwhelming and stress and I don't want a relationship anymore though out high school.
So this is what happened... today he wasn't at school but came after and tried to get me back, I didn't let him though. I don't love him anymore but I do care about him and I am so scared for him if he kills himself over me...

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Location: Do you see this door ? Well it's not here.
Well talk. Explain. Care. It's not because you don't love him that you should stop caring.
Take care of him friendly to tell him how you feel and what you hope.
It's not supposed to be harder than being honest, christ.
Just be honest. That's not harder. That's easy. Everything's easy as long as you do everything to make them easy.

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What? I was completly honset about everything. Its just that I'm worried about what he will do to himself now that he has a actual life now and not someone to cling to and want love from.

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Location: Do you see this door ? Well it's not here.
If you were already honest keep being honest. There's nothing you can do more than that.
Yep. I know. Pretty powerless right ?

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I'm probably going to spend my birthday alone.

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Well you explained why you broke up with him, right?


It's good to get the message to him as to why you feel your relationship was unhealthy and what he can do to improve himself and so that he doesn't repeat the same mistakes that drove you away.

It might be hard for him, especially since as you said, he was very attached to you
But he'll get over it. He is young and he'll have another chance eventually.

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I love you if I could hang out with you, I totally would :c

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I've spent most of my birthdays alone because I don't feel like organising a party in my honour.

This reminds me that I need to get in touch with some friends.

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i like spending my birthdays alone

not just because i've gotten used to it being like that but it just feels really nice.

idk i'm a loner and always have been

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