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PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:19 pm 
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>Who wants some?

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>Ask around and see if any of the women in the room are depressed and want to end it all.

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This is one of those R rated adventures.


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Attempt to undo randomly chosen previous action.


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>just fucking kill yourself already

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Alexandy13 wrote:
>Who wants some?


All the women progress towards you, But charlene chases them away.

Apparently, shes one of them Jealous girls.

You make note not to kill her in some way, shape, or form later



Robot wrote:
This is one of those R rated adventures.


Yes. yes it is.


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Attempt to undo randomly chosen previous action.


You try to undo "Fornicating with charlene in the punchbowl" You now have

>+1 virginity
>-1 hot brunete girlfriend

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>just fucking kill yourself already


Possible weapons of sucide are

>TOOTHPICKS
>WALL PLUGS
>VARIOUS SPICES
> A KNIFE


What do you choose?

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>Ask around and see if any of the women in the room are depressed and want to end it all.


You look aroound the room full of woman who want a piece of "The Power" and see a blonde in the coner not really paying any attention to anyone but instead, is just staring out into the rain.

You go over and ask her whats wrong.
"I just do not like life right now." She says, "Everything is a mess, my parents got divorced after 50 long pop flyin' years of marriage, Tuxedo Mask dumped me to go out with my sister," lightning flashes and you hear a loud BOOM. "And now, my car just got hit by lightning. I just wish I could end it all."
Upon further inspection, You find that this blonde woman is excedingly beautiful.

She has very perky breast and a short skirt that shows most of her long, smooth legs. and doesn't leave much to the imagination. She has her legs crossed, showing even more of her beautiful skin.
You decide to help end this poor womans life. You look around. and surrounding you are,

>TOOTHPICKS
>WALL PLUGS
>VARIOUS SPICES
> A KNIFE

What is your weapon of choice?

Also, amidoingitrite? Good adventure?

You know, besides the motive be killing yourself?

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>Eat the knife to gain its powers
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Kill her with sex


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Ponder about how you managed to undo sex.


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Ponder why you can't have telekinesis.

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Skip in the meadows that randomly appeared as I typed this.


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Have her stick the knife in the wall sockets.
That way you didn't kill her in front of all those witnesses.

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scebboaliwiw wrote:
Ponder about how you managed to undo sex.
Screw this, just have sex with another random hot woman
perferably a redhead this time

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Darkin wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote:
Ponder about how you managed to undo sex.
Screw a redhead this time


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