AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I've heard:
zelda's a girl? But he looks like a guy to me... He does wear tights though.

First time playing Left 4 Dead:

"Oh hey, zombies outside the safe room. Well this isn't so ba-- *Tank spawns immediately outside the safe room as soon as we open the door* "Why is a WWE wrestler trying to kill us?

These mice... they're perfect for a web comic!

The stupidest thing I've said playing a video is more something I did...

Basically after searching all over the world for these figgs (dragon quest IX) I'm finally going to bring them to the major boss man but:

[spoiler]Aqila my old teacher shows up asking me for the figgs[/spoiler]

Then it says "give them the figgs?" and I know from previous experience that this person is evil and wants to steal my hard earned golden fruits. So I tell my DS "No you're lying i'll never give them to you you're evil! EVIL I TELL YOU!"

spent half an hour choosing the "no" option. and obviously it always looped back saying "you cant say no to me, just hand them over".

At the end I finally said yes and:

[spoiler]he stole them and I glared at my ds saying "i told you so"[/spoiler]

Me and my brother were playing "Split second" late at night and my brother was smashing into so many things I was so tired that i just blurted out "Your awkward".

I love Dragon Quest 9 but then ALL MY RAGE!

I spouted some random jibberish at my lunch table yesterday, confused the fuck outta my buds.

Decisions, Decisions. I went with the Warrior.

I have a Minstrel (me). Warrior, Mage, and Theif. I'm trying the "Egg On" strategy next.

Playing starcraft 2 with a friend
"Man
You might have lost if you didn't kill my army there.
wait..."

"IT'S LIKE A BAD DREAM!"

–Me, on my friend who had never played Soul Calibur 3 before beating me five times in a row by flicking the right stick.

"Amen brother."

Me after Carl shouts "I hate gravity!" in GTA San Andreas.

"New guy first, then the Rouge. Group rules, I should know."

My second week of DDO.

me and my brother we're playing Soul calibur 2 and I kept saying "Stop killing me!" and "That's not fair! Give me a chance!" I said that right after I won twice in a row.

During a Wifi battle on Pokemon Battle Revolution:

"Whaaat why did my berry not wor- ohhh wait this is my other Magnezone derp"

"FLY, GODDAMN YOU, FLY!"
Said to my Tauren after accidently falling off of Thunder Bluff.

What I thought of: