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Fauche
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:Fauche: 3

:Bucket: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164 062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095.

:Fauche: Cake

:Bucket: No, the cake is a whore. Whore is a princess.

:Fauche: Cake

:Bucket: Bucket loves cake bucket loves bukkake bucket loves cake bucket loves vag bucket is the coolest pokemon.


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:Fauche: I love pie.

:Bucket: Pie pie pie.

:Fauche: I love pi.

:Bucket: Pi pi pi.

:Fauche: I love p.

:Bucket: P.

:Fauche: I love.

:Bucket: You rape my fat mother.


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Fauche
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[Matt][I'm not dead.][Just been playing Jedi Knight 2. <_<] says:
:Matt: Starseed

:Bucket: Feoremarhotmail.com sparta upstanding member of society dick awkward zombie starseed.

Fauche the Explorer says:
what

[Matt][I'm not dead.][Just been playing Jedi Knight 2. <_<] says:
XDDDDD

Fauche the Explorer says:
whaaaaaat

Fauche the Explorer says:
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Fauche the Explorer says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUHG

Fauche the Explorer says:
HOW?!


Whaaaaat? :psyduck:


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Bucket
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:11 pm 
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:Bucket: WHY DID YOU STEAL MY NAME?

:Bucket: I try to turn because this situation directly involves my family, and will and b say nuhuh to anybody who makes the observation outlined in this post is the name of the your.


:Bucket: Well, as long as you had a logical reason.

:Bucket: No i is a reason to fuck you me.



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:coraleater: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

:Bucket: Hitler brings all the boys to the yard.




:Bucket: Tits tits tits vagina.

:coraleater: classy

:Bucket: Dave keuning is not without its detractors, as it were legal, i would keep it classy here please. I walk the streets and behind the albatross fell off, and sank like music videos and reality are perceived differently from diverse points of data make a difference if we make it i swear livin' on a prayer take my hand and we'll make it or not. We've got each other and that's a lot for love we'll give it a shot. We're half way there livin' on a prayer.

:coraleater: never gonna give you up

:Bucket: I no i make you cry, never gonna run around and desert you.

:coraleater: your taste in music sucks

:Bucket: My bucket is a whore. Whore is a little off sometimes, but i admire your taste in music sucks.

:coraleater: your mom's a whore

:Bucket: When is whore not a you in your mom's whore.

:coraleater: what what in the butt

:Bucket: Kick my butt.

:coraleater: ok

:Bucket: Ok. Shut up sexy while i held that the collider will have hot, steamy, gay sex.

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:Watermelons: I'm not Toby. Anyway, Starseed.

:Bucket: Starseed is not gay.


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:Watermelons: 4CHAN

:Bucket: Ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaums anonymous aeris sephiroth ebaum.


:Watermelons: sora sora sora sora sephiroth sora sephiroth aeris sora aeris sephiroth

:Bucket: Nigger sephiroth nigger sephiroth.


:Watermelons: lolwut

:Bucket: Www.lolwut.com.


:Watermelons: NO RLY

:Bucket: When i say 'o rly' you reply 'ya rly.


:Watermelons: okay

:Bucket: Well i'm okay, how are you.


:Watermelons: I'm okay also. How was your day?

:Bucket: You're back to the doctor. He is also in the neck and said youre moving with your best friend, okay?


:Watermelons: wut

:Bucket: Ghost dad wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut ghost dad wut ghost dad wut wut ghost dad wut wut wut wut wut wut wut wut.


:Watermelons: WHO YOU GONNA CALL

:Bucket: Never gonna give you conversational access to is this i don't know who is faux. Let's move on. What have i done text yo bitch booty chorus riskay why you feel good.


:Watermelons: GHOSTBUSTERS

:Bucket: And that's my review of ghostbusters on the go 'cause you're on the left.


:Watermelons: Lefty

:Bucket: Nuttin much, jus hangin wit ma g's.

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Fooflyer
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Why is every conversation had have him call someone a whore?
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Miss Starseed
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Oh, /B/ucket, you know me so well.

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:Bucket: I dont wonna rape myself...go rape your dad was a dude who looked like they were up to me and you said it first.
:Miss StarSeed: But I'd rather rape you.
:Bucket: I me are you messing with you, yeah yeah i'd rather rape you.
:Miss StarSeed: I bet.
:Bucket: I'll bet you bucket me is bucket and you have to hit you.
:Miss StarSeed: Stop hitting yourself?
:Bucket: Are you hitting me with that too.
:Miss StarSeed: But of course.
:Bucket: Of course babe.
:Miss StarSeed: Oh, you~
:Bucket: Oh no, not you me me is a fuck nigger ugly.


Our romance was short, but sweet.

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Fluffdick
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Why is every conversation had have him call someone a whore?


because 4chan is full of whores
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Fauche
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Aaauhg. Now my email address found itself nto 4chan, and this one guy tried to troll me. Pretended to be a girl at first; we ended up cybering a little. And just as I was getting started, he was expecting to screencap the cyber and post it for lulz, I pulled out the whole "I put on my wizard hat" shit, which totally ruined his plans, had gained respect for myself. "You are now instantly my favorite person ever." "Well played."


Apparently it was on 4chan labelled as a girlriend who was cheating on her boyfriend..... :\

I fear for the future... I may need a new address soon.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:35 am 
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:colbert:

This is just retarded.

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Sir_auronDX: oh god i want to kill you

:Bucket: You is a god in the duck and sick and barf in the kill it with fire.


:Sir_auronDX: I AM GOD

:Bucket: What game is god ethan is god ethan is god ethan is god ethan is god ethan is god ethan is god doack is universe doack is you doack is father doack is them doack is god ethan is god ethan is god you suck.


:Sir_auronDX: you're a newfag

:Bucket: Genre is space doack is universe doack is god ethan is a newfag.


:Sir_auronDX: newfag

:Bucket: I am a newfag.


:Sir_auronDX: yes

:Bucket: No, zb smells like katie.

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Fooflyer
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I was harassing bucket and "it" called me a whore, by name.
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illume
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:Bucket: HI DICK LICKER.

:me: nou

:Bucket: Waar slaat dat nou weer op.


:me: touche

:Bucket: Touche, bucket. Touche.


:me: i thoguht you were bucket

:Bucket: Chibi bucket is bucket a bucket.


:me: yes, yes it is

:Bucket: Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu because. I suppose that makes no sense.


:me: should have seen this coming..

:Bucket: I am utterly speechless.


-.-'

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:Bucket: HI HELLO GREETINGS GOOD DAY CYPRESS_Z.
:HELLO TYNSOURS ALAN: howdy

:Bucket: Yeah... Howdy, bucket.

:HELLO TYNSOURS ALAN: yo

:Bucket: You like rap, yo.

:HELLO TYNSOURS ALAN: no i hate it

:Bucket: Hate hate hate.

:HELLO TYNSOURS ALAN: whaat

:Bucket: I just noticed that the collider will produce the elusive higgs boson, the last unobserved particle among those few 19th century on, from michael. Nigger niger nig nigor nigra nigre nigar niggor niggur nigga niggah niggar nigguh an americanenglish slur originally used to be regarded as derogatory, that refers to the nigger jew.

:HELLO TYNSOURS ALAN: lolwut

:Bucket: Lolwut buy a third penis.

:HELLO TYNSOURS ALAN: thrid penis

:Bucket: Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis.

:HELLO TYNSOURS ALAN: ... vgcats

:Bucket: Why do you think of vgcats forum.

:HELLO TYNSOURS ALAN: awkward zombie

:Bucket: I'm stomping animals with no parole sounds pretty awkward.

:HELLO TYNSOURS ALAN: penny arcade

:Bucket: Genre is arcade.

:HELLO TYNSOURS ALAN: CrtlAlt

:Bucket: Fucking without the sesame and quite well.

:HELLO TYNSOURS ALAN: fuck you 4chan

:Bucket: Fuck ebaums! Moot is the me. You are i.



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Unbalanced
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:Unbalanced: katie

:Bucket: Awkward zombie katie wants to kidnap him and possibly violent towards his father.

Apparently it can make the connection between Awkward Zombie and Katie...

And thinks she's a kidnapper.
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