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PostPosted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 4:05 pm 
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The million-dollar question: Will you go to Heaven when you die? Here’s a quick test. Have you ever told a lie, stolen anything, or used God's name in vain? Jesus said, "Whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart." Have you looked with lust? Will you be guilty on Judgment Day? If you have done those things, God sees you as a lying, thieving, blasphemous, adulterer at heart. The Bible warns that if you are guilty you will end up in Hell. God, who the Bible says is "rich in mercy," sent His Son to suffer and die on the cross for guilty sinners. We broke God's Law, but Jesus paid our fine. That means He can legally dismiss our case. He can commute our death sentence: "For God so loved the world that He gave His only son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life." Then He rose from the dead and defeated death. Please, repent (turn from sin) today and God will grant everlasting life to all who trust in Jesus. Then read your Bible daily and obey it.

Just say "God, I'm a sinner, I belive Christ died and rose and I repent from my sins. I give my life to you and accept You and Lord and Savoir. Jesus name amen." if you really meant that you will be saved. Thanks for your time.


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Oh boy you went to the entirely wrong forum to post this.


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So all I have to do is say "God, I'm a sinner, I belive Christ died and rose and I repent from my sins. I give my life to you and accept You and Lord and Savoir. Jesus name amen" and I will be forgiven of my crimes? No matter what I've done or what I may do?

That line of thinking certainly won't have any negative repercussions!

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It makes me sad whenever people say that they are doing the right thing only so they can get into heaven
maybe I'm not getting the idea but it seems like we're just appealing to god here
That was a little taboo topicsish but that seems like what this thread is.

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So all I have to do is say "God, I'm a sinner, I belive Christ died and rose and I repent from my sins. I give my life to you and accept You and Lord and Savoir. Jesus name amen" and I will be forgiven of my crimes? No matter what I've done or what I may do?

That line of thinking certainly won't have any negative repercussions!

Let's go pillage the citizens!


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