AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So since everyone's talking about girlfriends, going out, etc., let's gather around for Story Time with Fatehehhhh.

So, I had just broken up with my first girlfriend, mainly because she didn't really love me (especially considering we had been going out for a year. ._.). My best friend's girlfriend (i.e. the one I've always had a bit of a crush on) and I were walking around and we were talking. Eventually, she said that if she weren't going out with my best friend, she would go out with me. A few days later, she quietly dumps my friend and everything goes well until around May-ish (whenever "Something, Something, Dark Side" premiered on FOX).

We started talking about relationships once again, and eventually, we both ended up asking each other out at the same time. Both answers were yes, but we pledged to keep it from my best friend/her ex, lest he beat my booty down. (He still doesn't know to this day. I feel like a dick. ;_;) Everything was going fine, but we weren't really going anywhere, and I knew she was moving to a different state at the end of July. I asked her if maybe she would want to keep a long-distance relationship, and then she comes out and says that she never loved me.

I started off as not loved. I was dumped/dumped the first ex when I wasn't loved. I was essentially dumped because I wasn't loved. In other words, ";_;".

I only had 2 "Girlfriends", 1 was pretty one sided (somehow against me) and the other was more of a short time hook-up.



In fact, I think most of the girls I actually have an interest in think I'm gay.

I was too busy being ridiculed and shunned to have relationships.

Same here. Just because I am kind hearted does not make me homosexual.

I've had two boyfriends. First one was a 5-yr old in a 20-yr old's body and basically made me miserable by blaming me for every argument we had and many, many other stupid things. when we broke up he told me he finally ~knew~ me and that i needed to apologize for...something, he never told me and just said "if you were really sorry you'd know." WTF.

Second is current and we have a disgustingly cute and perfect relationship x: Sorry. Aside from a few minor communication errors it's been pretty wonderful for the whole...8 months we've been together.



I did just have SO many trust issues that my first relationship helped with a lot, which is partly why my current relationship is going so smoothly. I am a completely different person now in so many ways.

You would not believe how long I was caught up on that. It took me about thirty seconds to get to the next word.

one time i was involved in a love square

it went horribly

a love square what


Were you the one caught in the middle?

Well it wasn't really a square i guess, but it did involve four people.

Yes i was in the middle of it. i am dating Sailor Moon because of it now so it was not all bad, but there were a metric shit ton of problems.

I was with my first boyfriend for like a day or something, and then he broke up with me because he hadn't been in a relationship before and wasn't sure what to do. :I I got the "it's not you, it's me" line and everything. He didn't even have the courage to tell me to my face so he got my friends to tell me over MSN when school ended.

I actually met my current boyfriend via DA - I drew a picture of a character he liked, he found and favourited it, and I thanked him for the fav. A few days later he had a look through my gallery and saw I liked Pokemon, so he challenged me to a battle over Wifi and we quickly became good friends and started talking to each other over MSN. Then he gradually grew a crush on me and asked me out and so on and so forth and yes I know this story was incredibly sad because we made friends via Pokemon but oh well

i think i might've broken someone's heart
probably not, but

I remember once I had the biggest crush on my best friend. It was doomed because she wasn't a very nice person and I didn't really want to date her or anything but for some reason I still was crazy about her!

It was probably her looks I liked. She wasn't very mature so it wouldn't of worked anyway.

:I also she said "gays are kinda gross" so lol it really never would of worked XD; But I miss her sometimes ;^;

Same here...

That is a new level of spinless. You think he could have at least done one or the other.

I was in a love triangle in 9th grade.

Me- 9th grade
Girl I liked that liked me, but not who she was going out with- 12th grade
Let's just call him "Dick"- 11th.

I wanted it to work out, but with her graduating, and me just being a naive little boy, more than friendship wouldn't have worked, no matter how much her and I wanted it to. She didn't like her boyfriend. She broke up with him before she graduated, and thanked me for being a great friend by facebattling me. ;-;

9th grade= many heartbreaks.