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PostPosted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 7:44 pm 
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There isn't anything wrong with going out and finding someone else after you break up, especially since its been 2 or 3 weeks. It sucks, but its a part of moving on. If it was the day after, then that's different.


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On a related note, Tuxedo Mask and his friends were bitching about how their friend Dave split up with his girlfriend, but they still live together.

I don't know how long she waited, but apparently she has a new boyfriend.

They were all calling her a bitch and saying he should move out/tell her to find a different place, and I was like "wut why? people break up. it happens."

but then they added that she brings her boyfriend over and fucks him when she knows her ex is home.

And is, in fact, in the very next room, since it's a pretty small apartment.

That is fucked up. It's just a matter of deceny not to do shit like that when you're bodaciously only a few feet away from your ex.

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what the fuck


that is genuinely a dick move.

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So, I'm riding my bike back home from school, and got a text from my fiancée. She got hit by a bus. She didn't want me to reply to the text, and she didn't want me to call for fear I might get in trouble with her mom.So I don't know how it happened, or how bad she's hurt. But I'm pop flyin' she's alive. But I'm worried sick.

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got a text from my fiancée

I keep forgetting how old you are. For some reason I think of you as being in the same age group as Malum and Lyra. No idea why.


I hope she's okay.

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I re-read it and it says "Feels like" She just has a sinus infection. Oops.

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Well, at least it's a relief. :)

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Kinda. She gets one every year around this time of year. I just saw "hit by a bus" and freaked.

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Pffftahahaha.

Wow, Explotaro. Epic fail.

Reminds me of the time when my oldest sister sent a text to her now-fiance. His phone gives a sort of sample on the list of received messages, so first thing he read was 'I had a very traumatic experience'. He called her, and said he almost had a panic attack before reading the rest of the message.

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I had a very traumatic experience today. I found a gray hair on my head.

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I'd bet you'd freak too. And that was a hilarious story, [CN]

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When I first read this, going off the cover I thought it'd be hilarious but then depression


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So, yea- lately all my friends around school seem to be hooking up. I mean, they all just seem to have that... that someone, you know? I just.... I don't know anymore, I mean, I feel like I could be the best to someone, but all the ones that seem to like me i just don't... I just don't like.
I mean, I may not be the best looking guy around, but even the socially awkward kids and nerds have their dates and special someones.
so I find myself wondering....
Where's mine?

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You're 15. It's not important.

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You're 15. It's not important.
I'm 19 with no girlfriend, ever. I still can't talk to a girl who has an interest in me. Mostly because of a girl who had a crush on me, but was dating my friend. This friend got violent if angered.

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