AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"It's gonna be the worst day of your life......I'm bringin' nun-chucks"- Huey Freeman

"Red! We will grind you down with our superior power! Hoo ha!" - Bruno

"Kekekekekeke!" - Every Channeler in the Pokemon Tower

REMEMBER THIS SHIT AT CHRISTMAS!
~The Expendables

Link! You sick son of a bitch!
-Mario bros. 3

"As the sun lends me no ear, I pray instead to the twin moons! I beseech thee, wondrous moonlight, grant me my only wish! Bring my beloved Fagdactyl to me!" -Zidane

My friend never liked Garnet...

THe CakE is a LiE

The cake is a lie.

And this one has got ot be my favorite earworm thing.

"What. Did you just do that. Did you just throw that arpature science thing that we dont know what it does into a arpature science intelligent incinerator. well i just remembered what it does. it makes shoes for orphans. some hero."

I'm not sure if that's the actual quote, but...

THE CAKE IS A LIE

I AM THE MILKMAN

MY MILK IS DELICIOUS

Aperture Science.

YOU CAN'T END SOMETHING THAT NEVER WAS, [CN].

"Uh, we saw him all right, but-"
"You weren't able to talk sense into him?"
"Well, we kind of tried to kill each other in a duel to the death."
"I see. You tried the diplomatic approach."

"Vimes knew that Cruces was evil, and he was thankful for it. Evil men loved power, they loved control. When an Evil man had you at his mercy, he would always hesitate for that feeling of control. Vimes would rather be captured by any Evil man than any good man.

A good man would kill you without a second thought."

"I'M BEING RAPED BY HYDRAS!"
-Chair
From the Nerdy Show
Dungeons and Doritos
y'all should listen to it.
edit: I fixed it.

"Ladies and gentlemen, and variations thereupon, welcome aboard the Crusader 50. If you would, fasten your seat belts. We'll be leaving any moment."

Doctor Who has a lot of "ladies and gentlemen and other" moments.

Oops was this thread almost on the third page.


I think it was.

Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?
First Recruit: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!
Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!
First Recruit: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!
Gunnery Chief: daisies straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this husk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you're ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your daisies targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a daisies firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!
Second Recruit: Sir, yes sir!

"THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS!"

Dat voice.