AWKWARD ZOMBIE

2 player with my brother made it a super competitive shitfest

Why did she hate it so much.

It was the best one.

wait what

watermelons

My friends tend to ban me from characters in brawl if I beat them to much

So far i've been banned from
R.O.B.
Wario
and Olimar

Tuxedo Mask's annoying little stepbrother does that. Whenever Tuxedo Mask beats him the twit accuses him of using cheap characters--cheap characters like Pikachu and Mario. Then the twit tells Tuxedo Mask that he's not allowed to use those 'cheap' characters anymore and chooses IKE to fight with. He's a total hypocrite.

Aw. But Olimar is the best.

And R.O.B. is also good.

Playing Persona 4, I'm in "Your Room" and there's the ominous ticking noise before the Midnight Channel comes on. My sister asks "Where's that coming from?" I reply with "His alarm cock."

...

"I mean alarm clock."

A while ago i was playing TDM on JK3, and when i accidentally killed my teammate, said "haha fag", got booted and realized why 3 days later.

My sister and her boyfriend force me to play on random, just because I can beat them with pretty much all the characters (their idea of playing is using the B button+C-stick).

And Olimar is the best.

i was playing phantom hourglass in the ocean king temple on that last floor where there are three phantoms at a time.
"YES!!! it saw me!!!!"

No go away you stupid chucklefuck all I was doing was killing your village and burning it to the ground you've done it like 50 billion times to my village can't you fuck off stupid fucking Mongols

FPS:
"I just shot you IN THE BACK OF THE FACE."
"Assassin's creed was wrong. I cannot hide inside my enemies base amongst them."
"I figured wearing the Arctic camo would make this snowball mode easier."
"For a map known as waverider I don't see many waves."
"I finally get some tounge and it has to be from a smoker."
"Stop wailing on me, tank."
"Yo dude, you have a hunter on you."

MMO:
"Quit disabling me when I'm trying to hit you with my wrench!"
"I find it ironic that the Villain code of honor is a lot bigger than the Hero code of honor" (City of Villains, seriously, the heros are total d*ckfaces :B)
"Quit hiding behind your familiar and fight me you level 3 coward!"
"Gee, that steam attack sure was, hot"

Yelling at Gru that I'm not Vector playing the Despicable Me game.

GTA San Andras.

"Oh gee, you have a pistol, well I have a shotgun, who wins?"

"All I did was steal a tank! What's so wrong about that?"

"No, go back to watching television so I can steal shit from your house. No, don't call the cops. No, don't tell them I'm holding a gun to your head. *bang* Oops."