AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Summary of Star Wars -
A very violent and bloody movie where Anakin goes around killing everyone and has sex with a queen.
The killing everyone is a lot better than having sex with another queen. I mean seriously, do we have sex with another queen once we have sex with a queen? Seriously.

I have created a trend. wat.

Breaux reviews:
A free apple turnover


I went to Arby's the other night, and before I get too into detail, I should explain: Arby's and I have had a long-time thing. I used to work right up the street from Arby's so, naturally, we'd see each other from time to time.
At first, it was just flirtatious glances back and forth... A casual smile when our eyes met... But we wanted each other. We both knew it. The problem was, Quizno's was right next door, and I'd been seeing Quizno's for some time now, almost every day, and Arby's knew it.
Now, I won't lie. Even though I was devoted to Quizno's, I was playing the field a little bit. Testing the proverbial waters, as it were. Occasionally, lunch would roll around, and I'd drive over in the opposite direction, cautiously avoiding Quizno's. I'd see Burger King every so often... Taco Bell... Occasionally even A&W. But I'd always return to Quizno's, and Quizno's would be none the wiser. But one day... One fateful day... the allure of Arby's grew too strong.
I stood at a crossroads that day. I parked my Vespa right in front of Quizno's and began to walk toward the door, but as I did, my gaze shifted to Arby's. As my hand reached for the door of Quizno's, a look came across Arby's face. I saw pain. I knew that watching me go to Quizno's everyday had been slowly chipping away at Arby's, but I had pushed that aside, because being with Quizno's was comfortable. It was what I was used to. But when I saw that I had caused Arby's that kind of pain, I stopped. I took a step back from Quizno's, looked it right in the face, and said...
"No more, Quizno's...
No. More."
And I took that first fateful step toward Arby's, somehow knowing.. in my heart... that this was going to be beautiful. This was going to last.
It's been just over a year now, and Arby's and I are still going strong. pop flyin' as could be. And I know I made the right decision.

Also, I got a free turnover the other day. It was pretty good.

best fucking post

That was beautiful.


Just finished Unseen Academicals, one of the newish Terry Pratchett novels. of course he'd good as always, but honestly I don't seen this as anything that stands out like Mort or Small Gods or Monstrous Regiment, and it doesn't have the same draw as the City Watch, and The Witches (Who are now exclusively in books for middle-schoolers- I know this is going off track but can't we get one more real book about those girls?) and since it's not a part of a series exactly, it doesn't have those lovable character's we're seeking. It's worth buying if you're a fan of his work, but not a good jumping on point if you're interested in testing out some discworld for the first time.

On a related note- anyone else want to do book reviews? I'm once again desperate for recommendations.

Read the dresdon files.


Its an amazing series about a magician detective fighting mobs, werewolfs, and other paranormal creatures.



Although towards the end of most of the books you can count on at least one person being naked.

Saw expendables today.
Breakdown.
Plot, could have fit on a post-it note.
EVERYTHING NOT ACTIONY, meh
EVERYTHING ACTIONY(which is 87% of the movie, holy crap its like rambo on steroids
[spoiler]Conversation with arnold was totally pointless and was only there to cram one more action star in there.[/spoiler]
Steve Austin cannot act, but he can stand there and be intimidating, which is what he did most of the movie.
And sylvester stallone still only has 2 expressions, rustled and less rustled.
9/10

Scooby Doo Mysteries Incorporated Review.

I tried to keep open minded about it, thinking "YES SCOOBY DOO IS BACK ON! Since the movie didn't suck, I'm sure that the series will be awesome!"

But there ARE changes. Fred Jones is trap obsessed, (and has it ever been mentioned that he was the mayor's son?) and doesn't know of his feelings for Daphney. Daphney is pretty smart, and has a lot of identical sisters all starting with the letter D. Velma has two bows in her hair. I think they want to make her a bit cuter, but it's not working. They just look wierd and get lost in her hair most of the time. She is also a super Hex Girls fangirl, but I'll get to them later. Shaggy and Scooby are still pals forever. But Scooby can ACTUALLY SPEAK SENTANCES. REAL, ONLY A LITTLE BIT OF HIS ACCENT, SENTANCES. Instead of the usual "Ruh-roh!", he's gotten his speech imedpement almost gone. Sad..

Realtionship Statuses: Velma and Shaggy: Ew, ew, ew, ew, EW. Sick and wrong. I don't support this relationship at all. Velma is being very obsessive over Shaggy and was trying to change him. She tried to get him to wear new pants, which didn't allow him to sneak at all, and she even tried to make him stop saying 'like' all the time. It's clear she wears the pants in the relationship, and the skirt.

Edit: Oh, and the hex girls look less awesome, if anyone remembers the one time they showed up. They changed thier look entirely.. But the songs are still the same.

The new Scooby-doo series that's on right now is the only series I don't hate.

Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated I like.

While I can't say I like Fred very much, I find it quite nice.

I remember seeing ye olde Scooby Doo episodes but I never found the monsters that scary.

The new series has brought monsters in it which I'd consider scary.

But Velma irks me. I find it alright that Shaggy and Velma are dating but Velma is trying to take control too much.

It's disappointing that she doesn't let Shaggy be himself anymore.

Fred is a bit too obsessed with traps for my taste. He seems to think about nothing but traps. His eyes also creep me out.

I find the show quite good because it has a bit more mature situations if that's the correct phrasing. But if I nitpick I would of course find flaws.

I'm... confused on how this works. Fictional characters in a relationship is 'sick and wrong' how?

Oh nooooes a dominant female in a relationship, what ever will we do.

Though it does sound a bit abusive.

I think she just means that she doesn't like the specific characters being together, not that they're fictional.

Best.

Summary of Sleauxbreaux's review -
A very violent and bloody review where Breaux goes around cheating on a fast food outlet and has sex with another fast food outlet.
The cheating on a fast food outlet is a lot better than having sex with another fast food outlet. I mean seriously, do we have sex with another fast food outlet once we have sex with another fast food outlet? Seriously.

I honestly did not think this thread would catch on.

Hmm.


Also, guyperson just won one internet


and he should talk in third person