AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Pikmin 1 didn't have any official bosses but it did have a few giant, unique monsters which constitute bosses.

I played Pikmin 2 for the first time yesterday.

Played 2 Player battle or whatever the technical name is for like three hours with Tuxedo Mask.

WHAT IS WITH THOSE CHERRIES they respawn so quickly and like right next to each other.

I think we just spent an entire hour in one stage with three marbles each, not even bothering to get any others, and just constantly fucking each other over with cherries.

I hate those fucking flies that pick up your pikmin and throw them back into the ground. FFFFFFF.

Those flies are the most annoying enemies

I hate how any flower pikmin that are thrown immediately regress into bulbs or leaves ffff

That daisies floating red and orange thing that just blew air at your pikmin was nothing but a mild annoyance UNLESS YOU HAD FLOWER PIKMIN.

It blew ALL THE FLOWERS OFF.

Blarg, you peoples talking about pikmin(2) made me start a new file. I've finished the first two areas and just need the shower room and submerged castle for the third.














PS: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFucking bomb-rocks from the ceiling.

Yeah, those are just pure evil asdfdsa

I started a file and Tuxedo Mask likes to watch me play because he never got as far as I did.

It makes me wonder how far he did get because the only file besides mine says 12 days, and I was just fighting in the snagret hole when he said that..

Beat Pikmin 1 in one (real day), 21 Game days.

All 30 pieces.

I have just had....

A MIND-JIZZZZ.

WHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

NOT ANOTHER NO GOD WHY

*Wets self*

That game is so unfair.

The only reason I haven't abolished the very MENTION of it from America is because Olimar is in brawl.

Without him it would be a flipping filler like Majikarp or some other crap.

Time limited games are NOT my thing. Except Majora's mask. That thing rocks hard.

And how could they POSSIBLY milk out a reason for him to go back to Pikminworldopolis. And he had BETTER not smash that garbage can he calls a ship again.

If it breaks upon landing all again, he should really get insurance or something. I wonder if allstate covers spaceships.

You have all of my hate.


Seriously.



Get the fuck out.

Pretty much this.

I swear to god I will fucking punch you in every genital you own.




Oh and FUCK the Titan dweevil

That thing was so much fun. Best boss ever. I loved it.